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@bentbike33 124284 wrote:

For your upcoming article in the Annals of Improbable Research on the effectiveness of alternative blink patterns for inducing epileptic seizures in motorists, of course.

Didn’t this fine publication go by the name of “The Journal of Irreproducible Results?” They probably had to change the name to distinguish themselves from typical academic journals.

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I’m really confused. The three terms in question, “cracker,” “retired Fred,” and “whiney whitey,” accurately describe the vast majority of the Washington Area All Stars as well.:rolleyes:

Well, OK, maybe not the retired part of retired Fred.
A quick review of Wikipedia suggests much uncertainty whether “cracker” should be considered pejorative or “jocular self-description.” Personally, I would not be offended if I were called it.

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Am I cheating if I ride my morning commute to work while sober?

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@sethpo 118290 wrote:

Carbon fiber bones can’t come fast enough!

Steel is real.

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@PotomacCyclist 118441 wrote:

Bicep curls won’t do anything for leg bone strength, but a careful program of squats, lunges, deadlifts and similar exercises will, both two-legged and single-legged.

Bicep curls are the only indispensable component of my training regimen.

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I’m registered as a member of the Donner Party.

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I ELITE this entire thread.

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@Brendan von Buckingham 117694 wrote:

I was curious what you meant by this: “I…chose the correct lane for the speed which I was traveling.”

Is confusion about this issue just an East Coast phenomenon?

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All these convoys are leaving too late for me. When you arrive at Cap City, I’ll be passed out on the floor. I’ll be the one with the paper bag on my head.

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Gaining inches while gaining weight during Freezing Saddles? This Steve O guy sound like a real ….:rolleyes:

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Can we light a bonfire in the middle of the street to keep warm?

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I’ll stick to 12 ounce curls, thank you very much.

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My butt is wet.

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@mstone 104214 wrote:

well, it’s probably possible to find a tangentially relevant blackface skit also, but we typically try to avoid insensitive/cringeworthy stuff in general interest forums

But insensitivity and irrelevance are my raison d’etre.

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Boooooooring. Can we please get back to discussions of how to raise dogs and kids?:rolleyes:

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