Slacker Team?

[rcannon100]

Would you be interested in being a member of a prestigious slacker team? This team would not be competing for first place – it would simply be part of the festivities and ruthlessly complete for utterly pointless prizes. No pressure; just pointless.

If you would like to be a part of a team that has no purpose, like this post. If you like this post – and if we have enough slackers, I will note on your registration that you are a soul who enjoys intensity on the mellow road to nowhere. You will be placed on a “Slacker” team (or teams).

Where the rules are made up and the points dont matter.

[ronwalf]

Slacker team members should get negative points for beating their handicap

[Phatboing]

Yes. I’m no slacker, but I’m slackey.

[rcannon100]

Bumping this. Like the first post if you want to be on the designated slacker team. This is a team that is NOT going for first place and will have no pressure to ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ri…. Slacker team will be fulled endorsed and eligible for all other pointless parts of this challenge.

Also, reminder that once Saint Nick is down the chimney, registration in FS14 is closed.

Teams will be announced at the Jan 2 Happiness Hour.

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[Megabeth]

I was going to post something clever about this but I just decided to slack off instead…as you were.

[Phatboing]

I want to amend my original affirmation.

This is my first Freezing Saddles (though not my first winter in my freezing saddle), so I’m not yet sure I should give a shit about points. For ref, I bike 13 miles a day, at least 5 days a week. Can that get me some non-pointless prizes? Because I could go for some prizes.

Otherwise, count me as slacker, by all means.

[rcannon100]

@Phatboing 72394 wrote:

I want to amend my original affirmation.

This is my first Freezing Saddles (though not my first winter in my freezing saddle), so I’m not yet sure I should give a shit about points. For ref, I bike 13 miles a day, at least 5 days a week. Can that get me some non-pointless prizes? Because I could go for some prizes.

Otherwise, count me as slacker, by all means.

Pointless prizes are awarded on a completely arbitrary and capricious manner. While previous participants attempted to bring the matter before the town sheriff, Mongo intervened causing havoc.

[ShawnoftheDread]

@rcannon100 72375 wrote:

Teams will be announced at the Jan 2 Happiness Hour.

How are we supposed to arrange our New Year’s Day Team Centuries?!

[consularrider]

@ShawnoftheDread 72397 wrote:

How are we supposed to arrange our New Year’s Day Team Centuries?!

I guess you just won’t know who your competition is, so you’ll have to work together in the pelaton.

[dasgeh]

Now I want to have a Kidical team, so we can all be ahead in the leaderboard. (There will be a New Year’s Day Kidical Mass. I’m calling your bluff on any Hains Point madness)

[dbb]

@consularrider 72399 wrote:

I guess you just won’t know who your competition is, so you’ll have to work together in the pelaton.

Why wasn’t I briefed on this?

[rcannon100]

@dasgeh 72401 wrote:

I’m calling your bluff on any Hains Point madness)

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[dasgeh]

Not that some people will ride, but that you guys will ride

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[consularrider]

@dasgeh 72401 wrote:

… I’m calling your bluff on any Hains Point madness)

Bluff? I’ve got three consectutive Hains Point New Years Centuries under my belt in temperatures ranging from 26° to 50°. Of course as of December 16, the Farmers’ Alamanac is predicting a wintery mix. Still too far out for weather.com.

[rcannon100]

M’k. 3 of the people who clicked that they want to be on the slacker team, are not registered for Freezing Saddles.

So as of this moment, unless clarity is bestowed on the registration minion, the slacker team is unlikely.

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