Okay, peeps. I’m in. Rain or….uh…well, not shine exactly…not rain.
Meet you sometime after dark. Bring your portable shot glass. Here’s the schedule:
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11pm(ish) – Gather at the point for a toast to FS. I will bring a bottle of something or other. Feel free to bring your own if you don’t trust my taste or want to share your favorite.
Post-toast – Leave if you need to. Bad-asses – Three more laps
11:30-35 (ish) – Gather again at the point for another toast. Then head home if you like; you have proven yourself worthy. ELITE bad-asses – two more laps (or more likely one, depending on time)
11:58 (ish) – stop your Strava. If anyone’s left, feel free to give yourself three cheers. I may have left with the ordinary bad-asses. If not, then we’ll polish off the bottle.
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I’m sure the Park Police routinely monitor this forum. You drunken cyclists give us all a bad name.:rolleyes:
It is horrible and you should go straight home (ideally by bus)! And in case you hadn’t heard the weather is supposed to be terrible all weekend too, you had best stay indoors.
While a durable chain lube that would keep things clean and work in all conditions would be nice, I would rather find a chain lube that would get me laid.:rolleyes:
Pending the current Bikinetic forensic exam of consularrider’s hybrid, perhaps it is appropriate to introduce the Tonya Harding award for most egregious effort to curtail competitive activities of a rival.
