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  • in reply to: My Evening Commute #1058371
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    Fun watching the clouds gather on the ride home and pretending that the F150 behind me on Washington Blvd was a Death Eater. Also, wet clothes hanging fail this morning = Weasley smellin jersey.

    in reply to: My Morning Commute #1034081
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    I was too strong for this morning’s commute – what, with its pathetically paved straightaways, accommodating geography, and puny headwind.

    in reply to: What Type of Cyclist Are You?? #1033127
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    I’m the kind of cyclist that glanced in the mirror this morning and realized his spandex shorts had worn through in an inconvenient spot. Other pair in laundry? Solution, black sock.

    in reply to: Missed connection #1032683
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    Old guy talking on TWO CELLPHONES AT ONCE. I respect your desire to multitask, or to achieve stereo cellphone transmission, but holy hell that is NOT the way to walk in the bike lane on 15th street. Not even close, can’t indicate more clearly how not right that is/was. Please seek help.

    in reply to: Found Connection #1032140
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    @mstone 117919 wrote:

    The W&OD was partially blocked this morning east of the brandymore hill by a work truck and a guy painting the power tower with a really, really, REALLY, long brush.

    That was impressive and dangerous. But even more dangerous was the other pickup truck, which had a hard time deciding whether to take up the entire path or ride on the gravel path. Solution? A little of both.

    in reply to: Missed connection #1031963
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    When I’m doing trail rides I tend to carry around a SRAM Power Link just for good measure.

    in reply to: Missed connection #1031943
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    Drill a hole in the plastic heel of your bike shoe 11/32 – boom mechanical advantage. I’m going to go science the shit out of my coffeemaker now.

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    in reply to: Missed connection #1031942
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    @Drewdane 117789 wrote:

    Two kitted-out roadietude dudes ninja drafting me for about half a mile on the WOD this morning then passing w/out warning or thanking me for the (involuntary) pull.

    Geeez…

    Methinks we ran into the same dudes – they broke off right after the Custis turn then somehow reappeared down near the Ed Center (I obliged and took the pull until Rosslyn). They are clearly wizards and need to be reported for the misuse of muggle artifacts.

    in reply to: New Visitor Access Requirements at Ft Myer? #1031795
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    I can confirm that any Fed PIV card will work – good smattering of my friends at other agencies have been able to work the gate mojo.

    in reply to: Intersection of Doom Underpass #1031416
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    Any underpass should be decorated to look like the Death Star trench run. That is all.

    in reply to: My Morning Commute #1030976
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    But when is Gold Bond time? When?

    in reply to: Missed connection #1030974
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    You: Cellphone-talking, electric bike-riding, dude on W&OD near Lee Highway

    Me: Guy taking it all in.

    Message: Biking – you are doing it wrong.

    in reply to: My Morning Commute #1030806
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    Great ride this morning – except for the absolutely random gnat up the nose. Given the wind and general absence of flying insects, this particular impact was Hale-Bop rare.

    in reply to: The Shoal Report #1030634
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    @Supermau 116428 wrote:

    Shoaled tonight at the intersection of Maine and Ohio heading toward the Jefferson by none other than a gentleman with a “WABA.ORG” tag on his backpack, the bike model shall remain classified. No hard feelings, but you were slow as hell off the line. I don’t waste time lolly gagging at these intersections and it kind of sucked getting bogged down as other cyclists seems to converge from all directions as we so arduously pushed through, further hindering my pass. I thought a WABA guy would know better.

    No cutting!

    No hard feelings either. It’s not the end of the world. I just wanted to vent.

    Safe cycling, and cheers!

    Got uberShoaled at the Lynn Street crossing yesterday – I tend to stop a bit before the curb so that people coming from Georgetown can traverse the 66 crossing without having to weave through a ton of bikes.

    The three gentlemen that shoaled me appeared to be having a CAT 8 race that I hadn’t gotten the memo about. To add shoalinsult to shoalinjury, two of the gentlemen then decided to ride side-by-side up the hill. I bailed out onto to the road after the hotel to get around them. Also, what is with all of the MTB shorts – own the spandex because it owns you.

    in reply to: My Evening Commute #1029905
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    No better incentive to dig deep down and summon a CAT 6 POWER PASS than semi-translucent bike shorts.

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