Sleaze Riding

[rcannon100]

It Doesnt Matter.
It is a Joke.
Make the kvetching Stop.
It Doesnt Matter.
It is a Joke.
Make the kvetching Stop.
It Doesnt Matter.
It is a Joke.
Make the kvetching Stop.

[Rod Smith]

It might be a joke to you buddy but equipe trois prennent aller à bicyclette sordide trés grave.

[rcannon100]

@Rod Smith 74495 wrote:

It might be a joke to you buddy but Team three are going to sordid bicycle very serious.

Google Translation

[Rod Smith]

Yep!

[cvcalhoun]

Ooh! I thought I wanted to be the Queen of Sleaze Rides, but Queen of Sordid Bicycling sounds even better!

@Rod Smith 74495 wrote:

It might be a joke to you buddy but Team three are going to sordid bicycle very serious.

[americancyclo]

I’m not so secretly gunning for the sleaze ride award, and I was curious about how it is measured. I noticed that on the days I was tied with two or three others, I was always on top of the chart. Are sleaze days measured and ranked according to distance?

If I have two sleaze days of 1.9 miles each will I show up above someone with two sleaze days of 1.1 miles each?

[kwarkentien]

@americancyclo 74728 wrote:

I’m not so secretly gunning for the sleaze ride award, and I was curious about how it is measured. I noticed that on the days I was tied with two or three others, I was always on top of the chart. Are sleaze days measured and ranked according to distance?

If I have two sleaze days of 1.9 miles each will I show up above someone with two sleaze days of 1.1 miles each?

I think it defaults to alphabetical order when there’s a tie.

[oldbikechick]

I think I went on the slowest sleaze ride ever today. I thought I would just tool around the neighborhood with the kid in the weehoo, but alas, she insisted on riding her own little bike with training wheels. She put in a valiant effort, but our average speed was 2.4 miles per hour. But, she had a smile on her face and quite a sense of accomplishment at the end. I may need to sign her up for a team.

[hozn]

@kwarkentien 75023 wrote:

I think it defaults to alphabetical order when there’s a tie.

Yeah, I think this is right — the order may also be somewhat arbitrary, but I believe it will be consistent. If this becomes a contested chart we can tweak the logic

[Steve O]

@Rod Smith 74495 wrote:

It might be a joke to you buddy but equipe trois prennent aller à bicyclette sordide trés grave.

My Google translater says that means: “Team three are going to sordid bicycle very serious”
I’m never going to sordid bicycle. Or if I do it won’t be serious.

[Steve O]

@oldbikechick 75209 wrote:

I think I went on the slowest sleaze ride ever today. I thought I would just tool around the neighborhood with the kid in the weehoo, but alas, she insisted on riding her own little bike with training wheels. She put in a valiant effort, but our average speed was 2.4 miles per hour. But, she had a smile on her face and quite a sense of accomplishment at the end. I may need to sign her up for a team.

I once had a Strava segment of 0.2 mph.

[dasgeh]

@oldbikechick 75209 wrote:

I think I went on the slowest sleaze ride ever today. I thought I would just tool around the neighborhood with the kid in the weehoo, but alas, she insisted on riding her own little bike with training wheels. She put in a valiant effort, but our average speed was 2.4 miles per hour. But, she had a smile on her face and quite a sense of accomplishment at the end. I may need to sign her up for a team.

The Clarendon Cup and Air Force Cycling Classic (the crit in Crystal City) have kids races. They. Are. Awesome.

[bikenurse]

Ready for my sleaze ride [ATTACH=CONFIG]4542[/ATTACH]

[bikenurse]

Ready for my sleaze ride[ATTACH=CONFIG]4543[/ATTACH]

[Greenbelt]

@bikenurse 75564 wrote:

Ready for my sleaze ride[ATTACH=CONFIG]4543[/ATTACH]

To be truly ELITE you have to tape over your helmet vent holes.

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