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    Dirt
    Participant

    Don’t be a stinker
    Use your blinker

    ++++++++++++++++

    Model safety
    Show your kids
    Exactly what
    Good driving is.

    +++++++++++++++

    Be Sweet
    Keep away 3 feet

    ++++++++++++++++

    Put down the phone
    Just leave it alone
    And we can all
    Get Safely home

    #1032945
    baiskeli
    Participant

    I don’t care if you’re
    A car or a trucker
    Give me 3 feet when you pass me
    You stupid…..

    That’s as far as I got. I’ll think of a rhyme eventually and get back to you.

    #1032946
    Dirt
    Participant

    Bwahahahaha! PERFECT! “Pucker” doesn’t really make sense though. ;)

    #1032948
    Mikey
    Participant

    To you I may just be
    a man on a bike
    but to my loving family
    I’m the Dad they really like

    #1032950
    Tim Kelley
    Participant
    mikey;118987 wrote:
    to you i may just be
    a man on a bike
    but to my loving family
    i’m the dad they really like

    love this

    #1032951
    bobco85
    Participant

    Fun use of a work break; I’m sure more will pop into my head as the day goes on. Here’s what I have made so far (I think some of these would work on trails, too):

    Sharing spaces
    Safer places
    Happy faces



    Look both ways
    Live more days



    P’s and Q’s
    Make nicer U’s



    A good fellow
    Slows on yellow



    Look before
    Right on red
    So no one
    Ends up dead



    Used a light
    Seen at night



    Try a bell
    before a yell



    When he yells
    His breath smells



    If you want
    To give a shout
    Count to 10
    Try it out

    #1032953
    dasgeh
    Participant

    You guys are good at this. Can you do a crosswalk one?

    #1032954
    Tania
    Participant

    Keeping in mind sign size and body to sign ratio…

    We’re trying to
    Get Home Safe
    Just like you

    #1032955
    bentbike33
    Participant

    @baiskeli 118984 wrote:

    I don’t care if you’re
    A car or a trucker
    Give me 3 feet when you pass me
    You stupid…..

    chicken plucker.

    #1032956
    Mikey
    Participant

    @bentbike33 118994 wrote:

    chicken plucker.

    “Darius Rucker?”

    #1032958
    dbb
    Participant

    @baiskeli 118984 wrote:

    I don’t care if you’re
    A car or a trucker
    Give me 3 feet when you pass me
    You stupid…..

    That’s as far as I got. I’ll think of a rhyme eventually and get back to you.

    If you accept the fact that a car (thing) is different than a trucker (person) I can save you a couple of syllables.

    in a car or truck
    three feet please
    you …

    #1032960
    paulg
    Participant

    This one doesn’t rhyme but I still like it. It was painted on a retaining wall on a hairpin bend on a road leading up to Darjeeling in India

    Better to be 15 minutes late in this world
    Than 15 minutes early in the next

    #1032967
    bentbike33
    Participant

    @dbb 118997 wrote:

    in a car or in a truck
    three feet please
    you …

    …hockey puck.

    FIFY

    — Don Rickles

    #1032981
    dasgeh
    Participant

    How about:
    To peeps in the crosswalk
    You should yield
    Because these peeps
    Don’t come with a force field

    Bonus points for visuals

    #1032982
    bobco85
    Participant

    @dasgeh 119021 wrote:

    How about:
    To peeps in the crosswalk
    You should yield
    Because these peeps
    Don’t come with a force field

    Bonus points for visuals

    Just thought of a shorter version of this:

    Peeps in crosswalk
    Drivers should yield
    Because these peeps
    Have no force field

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