Happy FS2018! I’m going to try to take care of my carpal tunnel (so I can ride more!), so I will not be competing in Freezing Saddles this year. Since I won’t be a part of the festivities, and I will otherwise miss all of your smiling frozen faces, and I like to be the center of attention, I would like to lure you to come visit me at Proteus Bicycles.
Just show us proof of your Freezing Saddles registration (or we can look it up when you come in) and we’ll give you 50% off labor for any service – this includes tune ups, wheel builds, bottom bracket installation – you name it! For example, a performance tune, normally $160 is $80 and a standard tune, normally $90 is $45 for FS2018 riders. We can often turn over service while you wait – warming by the pellet stove, having a hot drink, using our wifi, regaling me with your awesome adventures… and think of all the miles you’ll get riding out to see us!
And now for some bad poetry to commemorate this moment.
In the bleak midwintertime
When frosty muck gets in your chain
Let us help remove the grime
Or you’ll need a new drive train
Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Comet! Now Vixen!*
Through the trails and the roads, Proteus will fix em!
All the miles you can muster, through all the weather
We’ll get you back out there, as light as a feather!**
*These are great names for FS teams – trademark bikenurse
**apologies to the anyone offended by the mediocre rhymes
***Best/worst FS poem would make a great pointless prize
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