Missed connection

[ShawnoftheDread]

@dasgeh 51419 wrote:

Like soccer celebration style? Warning, clicking on link leads to shots of bare chested soccer players. hooray for life’s little pleasures.

Yes, exactly like that. But on a bike.

[PeteD]

Me: Guy riding up the Lyon Village / Lee Hwy corkscrew.
You: Guy walking up the trail.

When I said “On your left.” in a polite tone, I didn’t expect you to assume the position against the cement retaining wall. I’m just this guy riding home on the Custis, not the po-po, and you are not a meat popsicle.

[Dickie]

@ShawnoftheDread 51410 wrote:

This wasn’t behind his neck, it was wrapped around his face and head. Completely covered head, arms in the sleeves.

Cornholio ?

[DaveK]

@ShawnoftheDread 51383 wrote:

Me: Eastbound on the MVT this morning.
You: Westbound, with your tshirt pulled completely over your head.
Me: WTF, guy?

Lost a hockey fight?

[ShawnoftheDread]

@Dickie 51443 wrote:

Cornholio ?

Ha! No, Cornholio doesn’t cover his face. He does the speed skater look.

[Terpfan]

Dear Park Police,

Did you need 4 cruisers parked partially on the MVT just feet from the road at the marina to arrest what looked like some kid probably caught with pot? It seemed a little bit of overkill, particularly putting the strawberry-hair colored girl in the backseat and then just standing around. On the bright side, I guess you guys are out there keeping a close out. (PS- There was an accident on the other side of Alexandria along the GWP right before Dyke Marsh, but you guys were too busy with this girl to be there too).

[mstone]

@dasgeh 51419 wrote:

Like soccer celebration style?

why on earth does that query return mother theresa on the first result page?

[Bilsko]

First page? I don’t get pages of Google Image search results anymore…just a continuous flow of thumbnails…none of which have anything to do with Mother Theresa – although if it’s Diego Maradona against Brazil we’re talking about, then…[you’ll either get that joke or you won’t]

[rpiretti]

To the newb who hung on my wheel despite me intentionally slowing down/speeding up over several miles – I think I shall nickname you “Barnacle”.

[GuyContinental]

@Rando Guy 51561 wrote:

To the newb who hung on my wheel despite me intentionally slowing down/speeding up over several miles – I think I shall nickname you “Barnacle”.

I dunno, some days, when it’s windy and I’m wrecked, I’m pretty happy to be a barnacle… slow down, speed up, I’m just trying to survive my trip home…

[americancyclo]

@GuyContinental 51564 wrote:

I dunno, some days, when it’s windy and I’m wrecked, I’m pretty happy to be a barnacle… slow down, speed up, I’m just trying to survive my trip home…

I think you just picked your new forum title.

[GuyContinental]

@americancyclo 51573 wrote:

I think you just picked your new forum title.

Awww I get barnacled a lot more than I barnacle… does that make me a whale? Seems inappropriate for a skinny guy on a road bike.

[pfunkallstar]

@GuyContinental 51578 wrote:

Awww I get barnacled a lot more than I barnacle… does that make me a whale? Seems inappropriate for a skinny guy on a road bike.

Nevermind how long ago – but some years ago – some people called me Ishmael.

[dbb]

@pfunkallstar 51604 wrote:

Nevermind how long ago – but some years ago – some people called me Ishmael.

This could turn out badly for the whale!

[GuyContinental]

@pfunkallstar 51604 wrote:

Nevermind how long ago – but some years ago – some people called me Ishmael.

That made my morning.

[Author]

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