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August 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm #948759
baiskeli
ParticipantDear a–hole on a bike who decided to pass the bike traffic on the Penn. Ave. bike lanes, through an intersection, by swinging into oncoming bike traffic and then into oncoming car traffic:
you’re an a–hole.
August 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm #948760baiskeli
ParticipantCrazy Ivan!
By a pair of tourists on CaBi bikes who suddenly decided they don’t want to cross the Memorial Bridge after all.
August 16, 2012 at 2:07 pm #948763ShawnoftheDread
ParticipantMe: cruising on Penn past the White House.
You: Clearly 1989’s Conway Twitty. Man, I’m a huge fan of your work. You should do some more duets with Loretta.August 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm #948782KelOnWheels
ParticipantMe: Passing a cyclist on the left on the sidewalk by the Tidal Basin.
You: Chick on a Tommaso passing me on the right at the SAME TIME. (Or, also passing the same cyclist on the left.)
I see why you wear elbow & knee pads to ride in the city. You might wanna think about a helmet.
Oops, did I shoal you three times after that? My bad.
August 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm #948790ShawnoftheDread
Participant@KelOnWheels 28454 wrote:
Me: Passing a cyclist on the left on the sidewalk by the Tidal Basin.
You: Chick on a Tommaso passing me on the right at the SAME TIME.
I see why you wear elbow & knee pads to ride in the city. You might wanna think about a helmet.
Oops, did I shoal you three times after that? My bad.
Elbow and knee pads?! Is this a thing?
August 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm #948793Arlingtonrider
ParticipantElbow and knee pads might indicate a new cyclist in need of some gentle education, or a roller derby queen in need of more shoaling.
August 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm #948795Certifried
Participant@Arlingtonrider 28466 wrote:
Elbow and knee pads might indicate a new cyclist in need of some gentle education, or a roller derby queen in need of more shoaling.
Just be a Pal
August 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm #948796Terpfan
Participant@Jason 28360 wrote:
yeah, I am working on exactly the right timing with the bell, the “behind you” or “heads up” depending on what kind of tourist, how far away I am, their speed, my speed, ect. Its a complex mix of social engineering, experience, and luck. In the meantime, I am hoping not to get eaten by any zombie children.
As bad as it sounds, I’ve largely stopped using my bell around kids because it’s created more situations than it has solved. I think my bell sounds too close to the damn ice cream truck so it’s the pleasant variety rather than the angry get-to-class bell.
August 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm #948802KelOnWheels
ParticipantAugust 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm #948803Arlingtonrider
ParticipantCertifried, You’re right, of course. I did speak up a couple of times, though, when I saw people obviously very new to cycling do something that they might not have realized was dangerous, e.g. — “Is this your first time bike commuting/biking here? You might not have realized it, but what you just did . . .” followed by “WABA offers some great courses if you’re interested.” I might have been lucky, but the people in both of those instances seemed to take it well. Both incidents occurred on or near the 14th Street bridge.
And as far as passing little kids goes, I slow way down and talk them through it — “Keep going straight just like you are. I’m going to pass you.” Then “Great job!” if they hold their line. The smiles they give after that are definitely worth the slowing down.
August 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm #948806txgoonie
Participant@KelOnWheels 28475 wrote:
MTBers.
No self respecting MTBer wears elbow or knee pads. (Downhillers or BMX racers, maybe.)
August 16, 2012 at 7:52 pm #948832JustinW
Participant@Arlingtonrider 28476 wrote:
And as far as passing little kids goes, I slow way down and talk them through it — “Keep going straight just like you are. I’m going to pass you.” Then “Great job!” if they hold their line. The smiles they give after that are definitely worth the slowing down.
Easier still – have a stash of chocolates handy, and toss them away from the trail while alerting the kids to their presence…
August 16, 2012 at 8:01 pm #948834Arlingtonrider
ParticipantYeah, I tried that, but the adults kept taking them.
August 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm #948839pfunkallstar
ParticipantSorry about that…
August 17, 2012 at 1:16 pm #948880ShawnoftheDread
ParticipantMe: Starting out my ride northbound on the MVT.
You: Zombie William F. Buckley, ambling south on the trail, standing athwart corpse decay yelling “Stop!” -
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