@VikingMariner 184123 wrote:
Ten years–You make it sound like a job. This is just the Internet, son. No one with common sense takes social media seriously. I’d gladly come to one of your social events if I have time. First round on me (applies to all of you). Dead serious but show a little respect for your elders, who are buying. 
You assume everyone here is young enough to be your son? Unless you are 85, I can personally vouch for the fact that this is not true.
Your profile says you have been biking since 1968. For the record, I’ve been biking since 1959.