For the ladies only! Peeing on long rides….a solution!

[KLizotte]

Just got one of these gizmos to deal with the issue of not having a place to pee while out hiking or biking. Ladies, you know what I mean when I mention “p*nis envy”. 😡 This little piece of plastic works great!!!!! I can do my business as fast as any guy now with minimal amount of “exposure.” So yeah, people may do a double take if they see a lady standing up peeing but I don’t care. Heck, they may just think I’m a Caitlyn wannabee. Whatever, this gizmo solves so many problems and I don’t have to touch icky stuff in porto-potties ever again. I very highly recommend it if you have a bladder the size of a pea. Also, you can now stay properly hydrated; very important with the hot weather upon us! And yes, it will fit discretely in most jersey pockets (the tip may poke out so I recommend getting the clear color).

I bought my PStyle on Amazon along with a nice looking case.

And yes, I’m sure this post has given a good chuckle to a few of the dudes out there. Just be grateful you don’t have to go the plastic route to do your business!

And no, I won’t provide pictures of it being used so don’t even suggest it (though their Facebook site does have a video of it in use….).

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[AFHokie]

@peterw_diy 117803 wrote:

Reminds me of this classic camping gear:

Lady J

…though for everything besides situations where you must pack out your wee, that newfangled gadget looks better.

A woman navigator I flew with a few times had one of those. With it she could use the urinal tube on the bulkhead immediately behind the flight deck without having to take off her headset (lavatory was in the back of the jet) and it was usually good for a few double takes by anyone flying with her for the first time when they noticed her standing at the tube

[KLizotte]

@AFHokie 117815 wrote:

A woman navigator I flew with a few times had one of those. With it she could use the urinal tube on the bulkhead immediately behind the flight deck without having to take off her headset (lavatory was in the back of the jet) and it was usually good for a few double takes by anyone flying with her for the first time when they noticed her standing at the tube

So men don’t even have to get up to pee while flying?!?

God, we gotta have a talk. 😡

[Vicegrip]

We can write in cursive too!

[rcannon100]

@Vicegrip 117817 wrote:

We can write in cursive too!

Just dont wanna. That happens to be true of a number of things.

[AFHokie]

@KLizotte 117816 wrote:

So men don’t even have to get up to pee while flying?!?

God, we gotta have a talk. 😡

Oh everybody has to get up to relieve themselves; the urinal tube just happens to be close enough to the flight deck so the pilots and the navigator can continue to listen to the intercom and radios while taking a leak. To use the lavatory, they have to come off headsets since its in the tail of the jet.

Before the lavs were installed a chemical bucket was your only option for #2, but nobody’s a fan of the honey bucket. In other aircraft chemical toilets are your only option which is still much much better than single seaters (fighters) where everybody pees sitting down:
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You don’t want to know what happens when a sortie’s extended or how U-2 pilots suits handle bathroom breaks in their space suits.

If you’re still curious: The true unsung hero’s of the flightline

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