Ye Calvinball shall be hidden on the morrow.
Whilst anxious players await, I hereby propose this ordinance – for which I humbly request “likes.”
Tho Calvinball be not like hockee, notwithstanding occasional ice, mine proposed ordinance doth borrow from that fine amusement.
Whence one finds the Calvinball, one may bestow an “assist” pointe upon any other player–or two–who hath assisted thee in said finding. Or none, if thy find be accomplished “unassisted.”
My humble request, too, is that if mine ordinance ist found to be fitting, that an assist pointe be granted to reji retroactively, without whose kind assistance this find would not have occurred with such alacrity.
Respectfully submitted,
Mr. H
