Zwiftest Rider

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  • #1063550
    rcannon100
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    Eric I sent you a private FB message

    @KLizotte 152346 wrote:

    nor am I on the slackers team… I want the chicken dammit!

    Invitation to join the slacker team sent.

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    #1063552
    rcannon100
    Participant

    Alright, so the Pointless Pointless Prize is now a competition between

    Kathy
    Myself
    Matt “In the Basement” Aune

    and who else??

    GO FOR THE RUBBER CHICKEN!!!

    #1063555
    MattAune
    Participant

    @vvill 152338 wrote:

    turbo? What are you, British?

    *sips tea*

    Worse, a triathlete.

    #1063556
    MattAune
    Participant

    @rcannon100 152349 wrote:

    Alright, so the Pointless Pointless Prize is now a competition between

    Kathy
    Myself
    Matt “In the Basement” Aune

    and who else??

    GO FOR THE RUBBER CHICKEN!!!

    Did you steal the Kickr from your child?

    #1063558
    rcannon100
    Participant

    @MattAune 152352 wrote:

    Worse, a triathlete.

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    @MattAune 152353 wrote:

    Did you steal the Kickr from your child?

    You know it!

    #1063563
    MattAune
    Participant

    @rcannon100 152355 wrote:

    You know it!

    You’re a monster. Steve-O approves!

    #1063564
    jrenaut
    Participant

    @MattAune 152336 wrote:

    What if we ride the turbo because 3×12 or 2×20 sweet spot efforts are basically impossible to do outside? I will be riding the shit out of my trainer this winter and I have no shame about doing so.

    Fine. Training that can not reasonably be done outside can be excepted.

    #1063567
    KLizotte
    Participant

    I have joined on Strava.

    The damn prize had better be a BIG, bright yellow rubber chicken. I mean it.

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    #1063570
    rcannon100
    Participant

    @jrenaut 152361 wrote:

    Fine. Training that can not reasonably be done outside can be excepted.

    No no no. Nobody (that counts) is asking for any changes to FS. Trainer rides aint FS rides. This is just about rubber chickens. If “In the Basement” Aune wants his rubber chicken, he is going to have to earn it!

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    #1063578
    KLizotte
    Participant

    And to those who scoff at trainer miles, I have only this to say:

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    #1063588
    AlanA
    Participant

    @ewilliams0305 152313 wrote:

    I think in lieu of the shockingly high number of riders/miles BAFS players are putting down on trainers I thought why not offer up the WORST and MOST POINTLESS prize EVER.

    For the rider who rides the most miles and the rider who spends the most time on a trainer/zwift/virtual etc… I would like to invite them up on the stage at the final happy hour to award them with embarrassment from their peers. I may even get them a very shitty award involving paper clips and hot glue and sharp objects they won’t want to ride home with in their pockets…

    Ok, maybe this is a bit mean, and at the end of the day we (folks who ride outside) are having way more fun anyway. but regardless, I think theses people deserve some recognition for being the most anti-BAFS possible. Perhaps we could make them sing karaoke too? OOOOh, maybe I could bring a trainer and they could be forced to pedal on stage during happy hour? Maybe that would considered cruel and unusual punishment???

    Slackers INCLUDED or EXEMPT, your vote?

    I’m open to prize related suggestions here?

    A very touchy subject for me. I removed myself from a few clubs because some of these @$$h()les were racking up 50-70 miles a day with insane elevation gains and averaging 20mph. And when they do “real” rides outside, they average 14-15 for a much flatter ride. I’m not sure any of them are doing FS, though.

    I think my prize suggestion would most likely be banned or removed for obscenities.

    #1063597
    KLizotte
    Participant

    ^^^Not in keeping with the whole rubber chicken contest vibe.

    I, for one, am not at all competitive when it comes to speed (or much of anything) so I don’t care what other people record in the real or virtual world. I just like telling people I’m competing for a rubber chicken cause I think it’s funny. And if I’m fitter by the end of winter hurrah for me.

    #1063599
    rcannon100
    Participant

    I for one welcome the delusion that I average 22 mph around Richmond!

    #1063600
    jrenaut
    Participant

    @rcannon100 152398 wrote:

    I for one welcome the delusion that I average 22 mph around Richmond!

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    #1063603
    cvcalhoun
    Participant

    @AlanA 152386 wrote:

    A very touchy subject for me. I removed myself from a few clubs because some of these @$$h()les were racking up 50-70 miles a day with insane elevation gains and averaging 20mph. And when they do “real” rides outside, they average 14-15 for a much flatter ride. I’m not sure any of them are doing FS, though.

    I think my prize suggestion would most likely be banned or removed for obscenities.

    Well, trainer miles aren’t counted for Freezing Saddles–except for the rubber chicken prize.

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