Actually, taking a baby to drink is easy. It’s when they learn to walk that you’re screwed. My suggestion is to never teach them to walk in the first place. Problem solved!
Babies are great at bars. The constant white noise reminds them of the womb. As the kid gets older, bring snacks. Once she’s a little older than that, coloring. Our kids have been in training for years. I’ve had numerous servers comment on how prepared we are.
That age when they’re just starting to walk is the worst, though.
Or the opposite… they realized it would be a really weak trademark that they could not enforce. It is a relatively generic term. In DC there are four other “metropoles.”
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