Well, I have recently been accused of being selfish. So sabotaging bears would be consistent with my sins.
However, I can assure you that my selfishness is operative in a different direction: child neglect. I have given not a dime to The Kid in a fortnight. Yes, 90% of my salary goes into a 529 – but that should only be enough to get him a couple of weeks of school. No, apparently at his new job at a bike shop, they let him borrow a bluetooth thingy that you stick into the gizmo in order to make the whatzit work. I have not contributed to his delinquency; all of his current toys are self-purchased.
While cycling around the Island this morning, apparently he was passed by a pack of NCVC poseurs – which he then caught up to and rode with for a while. Weird. Just weird. Did he go sledding today – which I consider to be one of the funnest things ever – no of course not.