Suggestion

[Jason]

I have a suggestion, not for the program but more for the riders: Stop weaving all over the place and riding like lunatics just because you ride in khakis/skirts instead of athletic gear. And quit the crazy ivans PLEASE!!!

Thank you.

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[jnva]

Doing a crazy Ivan on a bike would be an ELITE move.

[GuyContinental]

@Jason 28215 wrote:

I have a suggestion, not for the program but more for the riders: Stop weaving all over the place and riding like lunatics just because you ride in khakis/skirts instead of athletic gear. And quit the crazy ivans PLEASE!!!

Thank you.

So wait, non ELITE riders ride like a-holes too? Go figure…

[KelOnWheels]

@Jason 28215 wrote:

Stop weaving all over the place and riding like lunatics just because you ride in khakis/skirts instead of athletic gear.

Have you tried riding a bike in a skirt? It’s not easy!

[rcannon100]

When you see a CABI doing a Crazy Ivan, it means its a tourist from Russia – you must give that Russian a wide berth. Then, move out west, marry a round American woman and raise rabbits.

[Certifried]

When you see those types of riders, you have to let them know you’re there. Use your bell to verify your range to target… one ping only.

[KelOnWheels]

@Certifried 28242 wrote:

When you see those types of riders, you have to let them know you’re there. Use your bell to verify your range to target… one ping only.

As an Irish-American, I am well qualified to play a Russian submarine cyclist.

[ShawnoftheDread]

@KelOnWheels 28243 wrote:

As an Irish-American, I am well qualified to play a Russian submarine cyclist.

No, no, you have to be Scottish. Because if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap.

[DismalScientist]

Cycling in khakis is divine, the only way to experience biking. Skirts… those are the work of the devil, I tell you.:p

[Certifried]

@DismalScientist 28254 wrote:

Cycling in khakis is divine, the only way to experience biking. Skirts… those are the work of the devil, I tell you.:p

that’s experience talking, folks!

[KelOnWheels]

@DismalScientist 28254 wrote:

Skirts… those are the work of the devil, I tell you.:p

People cycling about revealing their ANKLES! It’s the End Times I tell you!

[rcannon100]

@DismalScientist 28254 wrote:

Skirts… those are the work of the devil, I tell you.:p

Even if you are Scottish?

[DismalScientist]

Sorry. Plain, striped and flowery skirts…those are the work of the devil, I tell you.:p

[baiskeli]

@Certifried 28242 wrote:

When you see those types of riders, you have to let them know you’re there. Use your bell to verify your range to target… one ping only.

I’m STILL giggling after reading this post. Well done.

[Certifried]

@baiskeli 28270 wrote:

I’m STILL giggling after reading this post. Well done.

And from now on, everyone who has read this post and hears a bicycle bell will hear that bell ring in Sean Connery’s accent. *ping*

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[PotomacCyclist]

I posted this a while back, but Aston Martin has been slow to add radar guidance, non-lethal machine guns (with soft foam ammo) and sticky web torpedo launchers to their new Factor001 bike. But as soon as those become available, I’m getting those installed as add-ons. (Don’t ask me how I plan to pay £25,000 for all of this…)

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