You kids with your Instagraph and your Spacebook and your Youtooth! In my day, we nailed messages to trees and it worked fine!
In my day, the only Instagram came from Western Union!
In my day, a tube was something you put in a tire and blew up with air!
In my day, you courted a lady by asking her father’s permission to drink lemonade with her on the front porch with her mother sitting behind you, you didn’t go putting your picture on newfangled machines!
In my day, if you wanted some dinner, you didn’t call someone on a little box in your pocket, you went out and shot something and put in over the fire!
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