SOS ,haha

[Certifried]

@jrenaut 28745 wrote:

the least we can do is equal(er) opportunity half-naked people.

you clearly haven’t been to one of our get togethers. I think some of us half-naked would drive people AWAY from cycling 😮

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@acc 28736 wrote:

All I can say is I’m an old nurse, I can put air in bike tires, but when I do I’m probably sweating and decked out in god awful bike shoes and Lord knows, no makeup. I hope they sell some bikes. Me? I’m waiting for the beach volleyball dude version of that ad.

I can honestly say I’d find you wrenching on a bike more attractive than the poseur in the picture. There’s too much fake in it.

[Riley Casey]

Having seen Ann’s ” how to ride a bike in heels ” pic I’d have to agree.

@Certifried 28756 wrote:

I can honestly say I’d find you wrenching on a bike more attractive than the poseur in the picture. There’s too much fake in it.

[ShawnoftheDread]

@Riley Casey 28779 wrote:

Having seen Ann’s ” how to ride a bike in heels ” pic I’d have to agree.

Link please.

[dasgeh]

@Certifried 28755 wrote:

you clearly haven’t been to one of our get togethers. I think some of us half-naked would drive people AWAY from cycling 😮

Maybe us, but there is some serious eye-candy on the pro circuit.

Then, there is Bradley Wiggins.

[Tim Kelley]

@dasgeh 28801 wrote:

Then, there is Bradley Wiggins.

Q: Why does Bradley Wiggins have such big nostrils?
A: Because he has big fingers!

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@ShawnoftheDread 28787 wrote:

Link please.

http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?2414-An-Epic-Ride

Hopefully we’re not embarrassing or, worse yet, offending Ann. She’s a very lovely lady, and her personality matches.

[acc]

I’m not offended at all. You know me. Most of the time I’m hooked up to a damn chest strap and a stinking heart monitor trying to eek out another mph because I have this insane idea that triathlons are a fun hobby. Out there most days I’m sweating like a barnyard animal and wheezing like I’ve been smoking my entire life. Every now and then I love to put on girl clothes and a ridiculous pair of heels to see if I can manage to ride my bike in another way. I work hard, and I play just as hard but with a whimsical, self-deprecating, “isn’t this the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen on a bike” way.

It would be soooo easy to make my bikes too serious. And what is the fun in that?

Right now I’ve got 300 battery operated lights that I’m trying to attach to a dress for the next Diamond Derby. It’s pure fun and silliness. Otherwise I’m just staring at another six weeks of tedious swim-run-bike-swim-run-bike yuck.

[Certifried]

300 batteries must be heavy!

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