Pointless Prize: KOT and QOT

[Judd]

@Emm 186534 wrote:

I officially reported the sliding pipe on 4mrt…

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Erin gets 1 point for reporting an issue. One additional point has been awarded for practicing cyclocross to get around this. 2 points!

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[Judd]

Now that the vegetation is dormant in the W&OD, it’s easy to see that the hillside from Columbia Pike to South George Mason is about 50% garbage. This looks like a great opportunity for someone to earn points by organizing a cleanup event. I can lend trash grabbers. I’d highly recommend that said organizer also plan for an after event lunch at Cafe Sazon so I can eat some yummy huevos rancheros.

Far away pictures from today:

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[cvcalhoun]

@Judd 186445 wrote:

Carol scores one point for reporting a trail problem to NPS and 1 point for reporting it to DDOT and 1 point for reporting it to Facebook and 1 point for reporting it to the forum. 4 points!

Since it appears this might not get removed by a government agency, there are some major KOT and QOT points on the table.

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Some enterprising cyclists did in fact remove it. Unfortunately, I have been unable to learn their names.

[drevil]

Zephyr decided to blow some trees down at College Park Airport, which hung into and over the Northeast Branch trail. My Silky Pocketboy and I were having none of it though.

This saw isn’t as intimidating as a machete, but it worked much faster in this instance.

[LhasaCM]

Much less impressive than drevil’s feats of forestry: this sign got blown into the M Street NE cycletrack outside of REI, so I moved it to the curb space between the cycletrack and sidewalk.

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[DCAKen]

@drevil 186756 wrote:

Zephyr decided to blow some trees down at College Park Airport, which hung into and over the Northeast Branch trail. My Silky Pocketboy and I were having none of it though.

This saw isn’t as intimidating as a machete, but it worked much faster in this instance.

I thought you were warning us that Charlie Brown’s kite-eating tree has now acquired a taste for bikes.

[LhasaCM]

@LhasaCM 186763 wrote:

Much less impressive than drevil’s feats of forestry: this sign got blown into the M Street NE cycletrack outside of REI, so I moved it to the curb space between the cycletrack and sidewalk.

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M thinks “the wind” also blew the next sign into the cycletrack overnight, though miraculously keeping it upright, facing the right direction, and with added weight on the legs to keep it properly positioned. In any event, even though this is one of the stupider cycletrack sections around: I went ahead and moved it back to where it was yesterday.

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[Judd]

@drevil 186756 wrote:

Zephyr decided to blow some trees down at College Park Airport, which hung into and over the Northeast Branch trail. My Silky Pocketboy and I were having none of it though.

This saw isn’t as intimidating as a machete, but it worked much faster in this instance.

Two points for a random act of goodness. Two bonus points for a random act that involves chopping trees. Two points for extreme bike Christmas ornament skills. 6 points!

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[Judd]

@LhasaCM 186763 wrote:

Much less impressive than drevil’s feats of forestry: this sign got blown into the M Street NE cycletrack outside of REI, so I moved it to the curb space between the cycletrack and sidewalk.

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Two points for a random act of goodness for moving the sign. One bonus point for continuing to use that cycletrack everyday even though it’s often obstructed. 3 points!

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[Judd]

@LhasaCM 186791 wrote:

M thinks “the wind” also blew the next sign into the cycletrack overnight, though miraculously keeping it upright, facing the right direction, and with added weight on the legs to keep it properly positioned. In any event, even though this is one of the stupider cycletrack sections around: I went ahead and moved it back to where it was yesterday.

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Two points for Lumberjacking a problematic sign. Two points for maintaining M’s innocence about how some people suck and put stuff in bike lanes deliberately. 4 points!

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[Judd]

Looks like it’s going to be 40s and partly sunny for this Saturday’s Four Mike Run clean-up from 2-4:30.

I’m up for drinks and food afterwards.

Sign up for the event here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/clean-stream-extreme-land-based-clean-up-tickets-52965213379?aff=ebapi&ref=eios

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[Steve O]

@Judd 186810 wrote:

Two points for Lumberjacking a problematic sign.

We talked about this. Unless used as a proper noun, lumberjacking is not capitalized. Minus 2 points.

[Judd]

@Steve O 186812 wrote:

We talked about this. Unless used as a proper noun, lumberjacking is not capitalized. Minus 2 points.

Lumberjacking is capitalized because it is derived from a proper noun much like we would write that “Kitty speaks Portuguese” and not “Kitty speaks portuguese.”

I suspect that over time as my legacy fades, people will tend to stop capitalizing it.

[Steve O]

But you already were using it correctly before. You seem to have self aggrandized it back:
@Judd 186248 wrote:

Ricky gets two points for a random act of trail goodness. An additional 5 points have been added for using an advanced lumberjacking method.

@Judd 186453 wrote:

Chris B gets two points for lumberjacking a trash can that was blocking a sidewalk. An additional point has been awarded for defeating Emm’s trashcan NIMBYism. 3 points!

I’m jonesing for proper non-capitalization of lumberjacking.

[Judd]

@Steve O 186834 wrote:

But you already were using it correctly before. You seem to have self aggrandized it back:

I’m jonesing for proper non-capitalization of lumberjacking.

Steve O gets negative 1 million points for devoting energy to grammar instead of trails. -1 million points!

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