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  • April 1, 2014 at 7:43 pm #997367
    baiskeli
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    What do ducks eat for a snack?

    Quackers.

    (Yes, I have children.)

    April 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm #997370
    dkel
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    Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens?

    Because they kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

    (Yes, I’m a musician.)

    April 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm #997373
    consularrider
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    @dkel 81196 wrote:

    Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens?

    Because they kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

    (Yes, I’m a musician.)

    Do we assume you’ll be here all week? ;)

    April 1, 2014 at 8:24 pm #997381
    Steve O
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    @Tim Kelley 81164 wrote:

    Hey guys, what’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

    Oh, you know, just attire….

    And you know why they like bananas?

    Because they have appeal.

    April 1, 2014 at 11:13 pm #997400
    brendan
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    The first joke I came up with as a kid (mid ’70s) that *actually* entertained the adults:

    “What did the pilgrims drink?”

    “Plymouth on the rocks.”

    (must have been around thanksgiving … and my grandfathers were both fond of strong drink…)

    April 2, 2014 at 1:23 pm #997450
    culimerc
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    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

    April 2, 2014 at 1:25 pm #997452
    Tim Kelley
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    @culimerc 81278 wrote:

    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

    …

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