If your Bicycle gets Stolen in DC, forget about calling the Police

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  • #1088060
    cyclismo
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    I’m sorry you had to deal with this.

    #1088062
    drevil
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    @bearcat22 179015 wrote:

    I believe it was the intention of Brown to humiliate me and give some sort of advantage to the landlords, whom I told him I intend to sue…

    Because of all the distress you had to go through, I am doing you a favor and have calculated how much you should sue for. It sounded like one of the biggest problems you had was that you could not see down there in the bicycle locking area. I get the same thing in my basement, so I bought a headlamp for my head, which has helped with my sanity.

    Right now, REI has the Black Diamond Iota Headlamp on sale for 30% off, which equals $27.93. If you go to the DC REI, you will pay 5.75% tax, which equals $1.605975. If you add that to the sale price, it all adds up to $29.535975.

    You should sue the DC Police Department for $29.535975, which will buy you a headlamp that you can put on your head and will make it easier to see if your bicycle becomes hidden through someone else’s fault. It will be on sale until July 4, 2018, so you might want to see if you can speed along the sueage process.

    (In the attached image is my math to show my work.)

    Good luck, bearcat22!!! 😎

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    #1088067
    KWL
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    @drevil 179146 wrote:

    (In the attached image is my math to show my work.)

    I so want my ELITE button!

    #1088077
    lawgrad12
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    Is this a joke? The officer said that he’s not empowered to do building code enforcement, which is fairly typical, and offered to put you in touch with the city’s code enforcers. You determined your bike was not in fact stolen. What, exactly, did you expect the police to do?

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    baiskeli
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    Just found this comment because I checked your profile due to your other trolling comment. Saw this:

    “Seriously, are you hiring people who are mentally retarded, or just dishonest jerks? “

    Please don’t be a (expletive ommitted) and use “retarded” as an insult. It’s wrong always, but especially when there are at least two members of this forum I know of who have kids with intellectual disabilities. Grow up and find a better term – there are many, and I’m happy to “share” them with you any time.

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