Help Get This Guy Off The Trail!

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    Dan K
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    For weeks, I’ve been encountering a jerk riding a motorized “hoverboard” on the MVT. He’s a thin, middle-aged, WM, and I’ve encountered him going in both directions between Old Town and Gravelly Point, weekdays, between 8 and 11 in the morning. I have stopped him more than once, informed him that what he is doing is strictly prohibited by the National Park Service, and referred him to the “rules and regulations” prominently posted on the MVT front page on the NPS.gov website. I also let him know why the rule exists: the inherent danger of motorized vehicles operating on a narrow, twisting, undulating path among pedestrians, cyclists, strollers, children etc. He obviously doesn’t care, as he’s still out there.

    The US Park Police station that has jurisdiction on the MVT is the GW Memorial Parkway Station, phone # (703) 285-1000. I spoke with them this morning. They seemed to care, and told me they actually got a separate complaint about this guy last week (I was happy to hear that). Interestingly, though they have officers on the trail on bikes, they said that in a case like this, their officers in cars will also be on the lookout for him and will definitely intercept him if spotted. In the end, they gave me the predictable “we’ll keep an eye out for him” response.

    Posting this here in order to ask you to do two things:

    1. If you see this guy out there, stop him, shame him, and give him the same message I did. (Fear not, he may be a jerk, but he exudes no dangerous vibes.)

    2. Then call the US Park Police at the number above. They may have a nearby unit that can get him right then and there; or when you provide location and his direction of travel, they may be able to nab him as he travels away from you. Even if they don’t get him, it’s good for you to make the call because when police start getting lots of complaints about a particular person or thing — they act.

    Why all this is important: while he may be the only ass doing this at the moment, if he is allowed to continue, others will see him and think it’s OK — that will be the step on to the slippery slope toward a much larger and more dangerous problem/situation.

    So if you see him, please help nip this in the bud.

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  • #1072586
    lordofthemark
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    @hozn 161989 wrote:

    I think you’ll find cyclists tend to like blurry lines. After all, we object to being subjected to the same road rules as cars, focusing instead on danger posed, intent of laws, etc.

    So you’re suggesting banning bikes from the trails as well? :P

    #1072587
    americancyclo
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    Because rules?

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    #1072588
    lordofthemark
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    Note, though that IF this guy ends up in an accident, the letter of the law WILL matter in a civil case.

    That is a factor I keep in mind when tempted to violate the letter of the law as a cyclist or pedestrian.

    #1072589
    LeprosyStudyGroup
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    I’ve seen this dude around the crystal city connector for a couple of years now. He’s punishing himself enough already by looking that stupid on that thing, so I prefer to stay quiet and enjoy the situation.

    The fat old guy with the two stroke motored orange/red mountain bike on the other hand…

    #1072606
    Emm
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    So if anyone wants their very own motorized hoverboard thingy, looks like they’re a deal of the day on amazon… (and yes, I will mercilessly make fun of you for owning one if you buy it.) Interesting point is the top speed is 12.5 mph, which I think contributes to the fact I haven’t found the MVT rider who uses this to be annoying.

    My favorite Q&A on it:

    Q: Can I pop a wheelie on this model?
    Answer: Chuck Norris can.

    #1072607
    TwoWheelsDC
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    @Emm 162014 wrote:

    So if anyone wants their very own motorized hoverboard thingy, looks like they’re a deal of the day on amazon… (and yes, I will mercilessly make fun of you for owning one if you buy it.) Interesting point is the top speed is 12.5 mph, which I think contributes to the fact I haven’t found the MVT rider who uses this to be annoying.

    My favorite Q&A on it:

    Q: Can I pop a wheelie on this model?
    Answer: Chuck Norris can.

    For a paltry $1299, you will soon be able to get one that’ll do 16mph! And it (probably) won’t set your house on fire…

    #1072614
    Steve O
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    @LeprosyStudyGroup 161994 wrote:

    He’s punishing himself enough already by looking that stupid on that thing..

    Imagine if he rode a unicycle.

    #1072620
    dasgeh
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    @lordofthemark 161988 wrote:

    […]and ebikes are suited (better than pedalled bikes for the mass of nonelite riders) to go fast and thus to be able to use roads uncomfortable for most riders. […]

    Do you apply this logic to cargo ebikes? Most loaded cargo ebikes can’t get above 15mph and the load is usually kids. So those should be forced on to streets? Or parents toting kids should just drive?

    And what about crossing the river (or other situations where the only way to get from A to B is either trail or VERY busy road)?

    #1072627
    LeprosyStudyGroup
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    @Steve O 162022 wrote:

    Imagine if he rode a unicycle.

    Yes, another enjoyable situation, you know that:p

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