Dirt (The Stig) Legends

[Dickie]

I thought we should jump off the negative thread and start a new thread listing all the awesome urban legends that surround the mystic Dirt (Think “The Stig” for those TG fans)… I’ll start:

1) He’s 6’20” and made mostly out of radiation

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[acc]

Dirt’s saddle is made of steel. His nether regions are made of brass. He rarely wears pants.

[krazygl00]

@Tim Kelley 55826 wrote:

He sleeps eight hours a night! He’s pretty normal when it comes to that…

Yes but he rides 34 hours a day!

[krazygl00]

Dirt does not carry a pump because he is capable of producing flatulence at 120 PSI.

[Mikey]

@acc 55889 wrote:

Dirt’s saddle is made of steel. His nether regions are made of brass. He rarely wears pants.

His “potatoes” could power a small alarm clock

[MV Clyde]

I don’t know if this is true, but I heard that dirt bikes were invented so normal people can ride with Dirt off-road.

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[KelOnWheels]

@PotomacCyclist 55870 wrote:

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

But Dirt rode around the Earth so fast that he once smashed into his rear wheel… with his front wheel. He did not wobble from the collision. Instead, the ground shook.

That’s where the moon came from.

[jnva]

@FFX_Hinterlands 55867 wrote:

He opened his mouth and ate an airplane near National Airport. I saw it in a photo.

This is probably where you saw that photo.

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[ShawnoftheDread]

@jnva 55909 wrote:

This is probably where you saw that photo.

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Okay, we have to do this for real. Anyone have access to a large format printer?

[Vicegrip]

Some say Dirt has never ridden over a mountain. they see him and bow down.

[Dirt]

Thanks y’all! I needed this today. I’ve never hit so many *Like*s.

[krazygl00]

@MV Clyde 55900 wrote:

I don’t know if this is true, but I heard that dirt bikes were invented so normal people can ride with Dirt off-road.

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Before Dirt was born, “Dirt Bikes” were called “Wondercycles”.

[Vicegrip]

Some say that Dirt does not shoot Snot Rockets while riding the MUP’s. He clears himself by gently lofting warm fuzzy rescue shelter kittens into the arms of adoring tikes.

[Vicegrip]

Some say that it has been scientifically proven that Ajax cleanser is in fact not “Stronger than Dirt” and that as his friends have insisted all along, Vicegrip is in fact older than dirt.

[baiskeli]

Dirt once forgot his pump, so he pumped up a tire to 100 PSI with his breath.

[Dirt]

@ShawnoftheDread 55823 wrote:

Hello Kitty has Dirt stickers on all her bikes.

I love all of the responses so far…. but this one has a special place in my heart. LOL

[Author]

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