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Dirt’s pink jersey is actually a cloaking device that renders him invisible when he sweats enough.
The Sun is actually just the flash from a camera that Dirt is holding.
Hello Kitty has Dirt stickers on all her bikes.
He sweats gatorade.
He sleeps eight hours a night! He’s pretty normal when it comes to that…
Hills straighten themselves up and stand a little taller when he rolls through, note the crazy elevation gains on his strava account.
@Tim Kelley 55825 wrote:
Never! Dirt only sweats Secret Drink Mix.
With his fixie Dirt once towed the Toyota pickup truck that was towing the space shuttle.
Dirt doesn’t complain about suffering, suffering complains about Dirt.
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I thought it was skratch labs lemon lime
When Dirt goes out for a Hammer Fest, the earth spins measurably faster.
@culimerc 55835 wrote:
I heard skratch labs mix was reverse-engineered Dirt sweat.
Pinneapple!
His shade of pink is imperceptible to cameras.
