Man, I wish I still had the contact info of the German exchange officer I worked with back when I was in the military. His name was Dolph; kind of a prickly fellow really, very often curt and dismissive. It didn’t help that we would kid Dolph about being a Communist – and not in an ‘Obama is a sekrit socialist’ kinda way, but the man grew up in East Germany, and so, naturally was enrolled in the Youth Communist League and all that malarky.
But he would have been super helpful for this inquiry, because we always said, “Rude Dolph the Red knows rain gear”