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  • #1067972
    drevil
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    @bikeeveryday 156956 wrote:

    Do I get any points for crossing eyes?!

    No sir, but if you crossed your legs, that would be a +2 (because both feet would be off the pedals :D). This one is a 1 pointer.

    #1067974
    AFHokie
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    @drevil 157000 wrote:

    No sir, but if you crossed your legs, that would be a +2 (because both feet would be off the pedals :D). This one is a 1 pointer.

    Ok, now I have to ask…what if you have your feet on opposite pedals?

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    #1067978
    drevil
    Participant

    @AFHokie 157003 wrote:

    Ok, now I have to ask…what if you have your feet on opposite pedals?

    I’m getting an aneurysm trying to even imagine how this is done :D

    The only way I can think of someone crossing their legs so that their feet end up on the pedals of the opposite side is on an observed trials bike, but if you’ve seen them before, they’re about as weird a bike as you can get (see video below). After feet firmly placed on opposite pedals (and no place to sit!), no hands on the bars, looking skyward then taking a picture or video (and not crash)? Welp, you’ve not only automatically won this pointless prize, you’ll probably get at least 1 million hits on Youtube and an interview on the Today morning show! :)

    Plus, I’ll even buy you a beer.

    #1067981
    Steve O
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    @drevil 157007 wrote:

    I’m getting an aneurysm trying to even imagine how this is done :D

    Ride sitting backwards. Then the feet are on the opposite pedals.
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    No points since her hands on the handles.

    Not sure what the ruling is for butt on handlebars, though.

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    #1067984
    Steve O
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    Going for the tie. One foot clearly off the pedal (you can even zoom in and see the empty pedal).
    Although I was lovingly gazing at the camera, it was not lovingly gazing back into my eyes. Fail.

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    However, I do submit this much better 1-pointer to replace my lame previous one.
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    I need a longer arm or something (selfie-stick?)

    #1067985
    drevil
    Participant

    @Steve O 157013 wrote:

    Going for the tie. One foot clearly off the pedal (you can even zoom in and see the empty pedal).
    Although I was lovingly gazing at the camera, it was not lovingly gazing back into my eyes. Fail.

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    However, I do submit this much better 1-pointer to replace my lame previous one.
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    I need a longer arm or something (selfie-stick?)

    Haha, finally! 1 shiny point for this pic.

    Why does it always look like you’re standing still though, as if you set up a trainer in the middle of the bike path to take your pics? :confused:

    I found the solution so you can get more of yourself and bike in the pic, but more importantly, to dispel the rumor that you are using adult training wheels. ;)

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    #1068019
    Steve O
    Participant

    @drevil 157014 wrote:

    Why does it always look like you’re standing still though, as if you set up a trainer in the middle of the bike path to take your pics? :confused:

    Wait! We’re supposed to be moving while we do this? Man, no wonder it’s been so hard!

    #1068116
    bikeeveryday
    Participant

    @Steve O 157048 wrote:

    Wait! We’re supposed to be moving while we do this? Man, no wonder it’s been so hard!

    SteveO puts the “er” in DangerPanda! [emoji12]

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    #1068123
    drevil
    Participant

    @bikeeveryday 157148 wrote:

    SteveO puts the “er” in DangerPanda! [emoji12]

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    So without SteveO, it’s just “DangPanda”? :D

    Still waiting for a slicks-on-snow DangPandaer, SteveO!

    #1068187
    kensei
    Participant

    Never thought I’d try to submit. How’s this one?

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    #1068215
    drevil
    Participant

    @kensei 157227 wrote:

    Never thought I’d try to submit. How’s this one?

    Danger Panda: 1
    Both feet off pedals: +2
    Foot on top tube: +1
    Total: 4 points

    You’re in the lead now for Squeaky da Panda.

    #1068349
    drevil
    Participant

    Thanks for playing, players! Today’s the last day, so get your Danger Pandas in before midnight tonight if you want a chance at Squeaky. I got a little silly and combined the Danger Panda Challenge with the Best Sock Challenge :D

    What, me worry?

    [video=vimeo;209098786]https://vimeo.com/209098786[/video]

    #1068384
    Krystan22
    Participant

    I didn’t get the full panda in the end but I figured I would post my attempts.

    Great choice for a pointless prize challenge! It was scary but fun! :)

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    #1068391
    bikeeveryday
    Participant

    Last one for your viewing pleasure…

    https://instagram.com/p/BR0-bPJhFhd/

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    #1068411
    drevil
    Participant

    @Krystan22 157429 wrote:

    I didn’t get the full panda in the end but I figured I would post my attempts.

    Great choice for a pointless prize challenge! It was scary but fun! :)

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    It looks to me like you were able to do a Danger Panda in the daylight candycane-striped shirt: 1 point… unless you crashed after? ;)

    Thanks!

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