Clever photo caption pointless prize: Photo #5

[Judd]

@Steve O 187869 wrote:

Well, since photo 4 seems to be a complete dud, let’s move on:

Post your clever caption to this photo. If you like a caption, feel free to it.
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The redcoats are coming! One if by bike, two if by sea.

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[ChristoB50]

Ominous laughter erupted around the cannon following the driver’s question that, really, weren’t there probably enough bike paths already?

[accordioneur]

Little known fact: The original Cannondale bikes used parts salvaged from real cannons.

[trailrunner]

Bike Lane Uprising’s kickstarter campaign got off to a slow start and could only afford to hire some down-on-their-luck mercenaries, but the cannon was surprising effective at removing cars from bike lanes.

[accordioneur]

Finally, cyclists find a cannon that doesn’t post puppy pix.

[SarahBee]

@Steve O 187869 wrote:

Well, since photo 4 seems to be a complete dud, let’s move on:

Post your clever caption to this photo. If you like a caption, feel free to it.
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The colonists at Williamsburg we’re pretty bummed out that after a few hundred years of technological advancement, that the intrepid time travelers two wheeled travel machine was still slower than their horse.

[SarahBee]

Enforcement team of the new DC traffic law: if you block the bike lane with your Uber or Fed Ex truck, you will be cannonballed!

[huskerdont]

The Neon Minutemen were a far less successful militia and were justly forgotten by history.

[epilsk]

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that riding a bike is awesome!

or

Give me the liberty to ride a bike

[epilsk]

Another little known fact: FS Minutemen got their sleaze ride in while scrambling to fight the redcoats

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