!! C a l v i n b a l l !!
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If have ye under thy spell a Calvinball, caste ye an enchantment of retransmit, for thee RTT has expired. Encourage brave knights who do not doubt their courage or strength to venture forth and seek mini bottles of bourbon, for We’re All Gonna Die.
@streetsmarts 176427 wrote:
On 15th while going uphill
You’ll see a bench to sit still
It’s in Arling-ton
Behind the thing to sit on
The Nivlacball will give you a thrill(near 15th and Scott)
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Seek the Nivlacball! Venture there ere the gardening/maintenance crews go and steal thy goodies!!
[Arlington, near Bayou Bakery]Calvinball winners! You have battled valiantly. Tim the Enchanter invites you to a final quest to seek the final Calvinballs in the final days of Winter.
(It’s Spring, my Lord)
No it t’isnt! They haven’t had their happy hour yet!
Placed in the wilderness shall be eight Calvinballs of Doom. These Calvinballs shall contain within them horrors that shall make thee question whether you are a man – unless you aren’t a man – in which case it wont.
The Calvinballs of Doom shall be placed one at a time. Not simultaneously. But consecutively.
You may find but one Calvinball of Doom. After you have found one, you have completed your quest and must stop living in the delusion that Freezing Saddles persists.
Please proclaim the completion of your quest on the forum.
Only the select may play. Mere mortals be not invited in the final quest. Only thee which have demonstrated the finest of skills – such as forging a bicycle that cannot be ridden – or hiding booze in Tupperware near children’s parks – may play.
An omen shall be manifest on the forum – but you shall be given a clue. Be merciless. Be ruthless. Place a U lock on other pilgrims bikes. Tell other pilgrims that beereunering continues and encourage them to drink too much. Do what it takes to earn your Calvinball of Doom!
Now its time to play a game we’re calling….. Calvinballs of Doom! Bill Custis, tell us what our contestants are playing for.
I’m legendary newsman, Bill Custis. And for the final round of Calvinball, our contestants are playing for
- Calvinballs filled with the remnants of Tim the Enchanter’s arch enemy: The Bunny
- Phoenix Bike’s caps
- A Calvinball filled with trapped and enchanted spirits
- A Calvinball filled with Bunny poop
- A Calvinball filled with Bobs
- And our grand prize, Tim the Enchanter’s voice on your answering machine – – – er, I mean, a free puppy!
Back to you, Peter Sagan.
Okay. And this is exciting! There will be eight Calvinballs of Doom, with the first Calvinball being hidden probably tonite. After that it will be pretty much all out Lord of the Flies between our final contestants. After surviving a battle which is surely worst to endure than an NPR pledge drive, our victorious contestants will proclaim victory here.
Before we go, if you liked this game, we’d like to encourage you to go to the Phoenix Bikes Makers Ball
And remember, there is a puppy waiting for you at Lost Dog Rescue. You can check out the puppies this Saturday and every saturday – instead of listening to Wait Wait Dont Tell Me – at the 7 Corners Petsmart.
This is Darby
https://lostdogrescue.org/dog/darby/?status=for-adoption
And if any of this actually happens, we will be sure to tell you about it next week, on… Wait What? I Thought This Was About Tim the Enchanter!
@rcannon100 177234 wrote:
Third has been placed. Behind desk on shelf.
Thinking the Falls Church Vulcan company was a typo
I searched Arlington for the Calvinball swipo!
But there must be another
So to Phoenix Bike I struther
Found the Calvinball booty
After a short bike duty!
Thank you Tim! Beer on me if you come to Monday’s HH!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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