!! C a l v i n b a l l !!
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A geo clue’s all that you need
If pictures you ‘sidiously heed
In the leaves, on the dirt
Along Custis Spurt
To beat others, go ride with all speedProposed ordinance: Since canines (and felines) no longer mayest be abuseth for points, a picture of thine captured Calvinball with an animal in the wild (deer, fox, squirrel…) earns 5 points. Both animal and calvinball must be in the photo.
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If a player captures two (or more) Calvinballs during the same day, they may abolish one ordinance of their choosing (to be selected on the day of the simultaneous capture).
Today I captured the Fireball and whichever Calvinball SteveO hid
Today I exercise the two Calvinballs spell.I undo the undo rule. The undo rule is undone. The undo rule is passed on! It is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It’s metabolic processes are now ‘istory! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, It’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! The undo rule is an ex-rule.
@Steve O 175166 wrote:
Having captured 2 Calvinballs, I hereby declare this ordinance no longer valid:
* If you post a picture of the calvinball with a doggo or pupper you get 10 bonus points because they’re good dogs
I do this as a kind gesture, only to protecteth said fauna from humiliation.
Brother Maynard here. The monks have consulted the Book of Claptrap. According to the Book of Claptrap, Chater 6, verse 7:
If a player captures two (or more) Calvinballs during the same day, they may abolish one ordinance of their choosing (to be selected on the day of the simultaneous capture).
Pilgrim SteveO found the Phoenixball in the Realm of Proteus on the 23rd
Pilgrim SteveO found the Fireball on the 24th (the postdate of his find post)
Pilgrim SteveO attempted to cast the Spell of the Two Calvinballs on the 24th – and eliminate the rule of the Beasts.The Book of Claptrap guides us that the capture of the Calvinballs must be on the day same. Not the day before. Not the day after. Yesterday would be too early. Tomorrow would be too late. Likewise, the Book of Claptrap enlightens us that the Spell of the Two Calvinballs must be cast on the simultaneous day of the capture of the Calvinballs. Not the day before as to early. Not the day after as two late. The 24th is not the 23rd nor is 23rd the 24th.
Pilgrim SteveO’s attempt to cast the Spell of the Two Calvinballs is heresy. It has no effect.
Warlock Judd advices that SteveO shall have 1 million points deducted for this atrocity. The magic of Warlock Judd is strong. It shall be.
Nivlacball is under the Spell of Vicegrip
Fireball is under the Spell of rcannon100
Phoenixball is under the Spell of Jon Levine
Fireball2 was hidden by SteveO on someone’s stoopSCORES
OMG this is hopeless. Okay, there is no way I am not messing this up
JOSH NIVLACBALL
10 – (2*?) : base (found on the 16th, next found on the 23rd, Dilly Dilly)
10 : VA -> DC
3 Points for the tri-find
Josh is awarded 13 pointsRCANNON100 Nivlacball
Found in DC. Hidden in Falls Church
rcannon100 is awarded 100 pointsSTREETSMARTS Fireball2
Found on the 21st. Found next on the 24th. 6 points for the find.
5 points for crossing realms. Nope. Found in Falls Church; Hidden in DC. 10 Points.
3 Points for adding swag Good
8 points for dancing!! and trying really hard to upload the video! Nope. 4 Points.
4 points for beating Bill to the shop, even though he lives close by and I live in DC. Nope. But Tim will give you 3 enchanted points for that.
4 points for a really old pic of me and a dog and a friend. Nope. 10 Points for pic of the beast.
Streetsmarts is awarded 45 PointsKARENW Fireball
10 Points Find without Delay
15 Points for First Find
10 Points Consumption of swag on site.
4 Enchanted PointsDelightful dancing upon discovery.
Redeployment within 12 hours of discovery.
10 Points Transport across District/County/City borders.
3 Enchanted Points Additionally, I shared consumable swag with Tim’s chosen one, CBGanimal. I also provided the vessel housing the offering CBGanimal left for you.
5 Points it appears you added swag
KarenW is awarded 52 PointsJosh cast the spell of Corleone and is awarded 10 points
MSTANSILL Phoenixball
Found on the 21st. Next found on the 24th. 6 Points for the find
10 Points crossing the frontier of realms
5 Points Swag6 Points for Find minus 2 points for every day that passes until the next find
7 Points Limerick
10 Points Pic of Beast
5 Points Swag
10 Points Consume Swag on Site – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-CZ…ew?usp=sharing
10 Points Cross Frontier of Realm – DC into MD
4 Points Dance / Sing – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-CZ…ew?usp=sharing
3 Points for extra rhyme-y song in video
5 Points for running chocolate-infused swag container through dishwasher before hiding again!
Mstansill is awarded 60 pointsSTEVEO Phoenixball
Found on 23rd. Next found on 25th. 8 points
__ 7 Points Limerick
__ 5 Points Swag
__ 10 Points Consume Swag on Site
__ 10 Points Cross Frontier of Realm/Province
__ 4 Points Dance / Sing
STEVEO is awarded 44 PointsRCANNON100 Phoenixball
Rcannon100 is awarded 100 points for phoenixball.
It was found in Arlington and hidden in ArlingtonOkaaay I am sure I messed something up
Please state, for the record, your delusions of your score, along with the name of the Calvinball and the realm where hidden (use the scorecard)
Scores and Codified Claptrap are on the first page.
There once was a man from Nantucket, who tried to rhyme with the Calvinball but said “Fuck it.” The Phoenixball is back out in the wild behind the 9/11 memorial on the W&OD in Falls Church at the intersection of Little Falls Rd. “Freedom and Endurance” could easily describe why I ride bikes. The chocolate rabbits made a mess of my house. I can’t imaging what they’re going to do inside that box. Filthy vermin. New ordinance: 10 points for locating the Calvinball at night, cuz that’s when the freaks come out.
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