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  • February 24, 2018 at 2:29 pm #1084473
    rcannon100
    Participant

    @josh 175130 wrote:

    Maryland but not
    Or am I near the Far East?
    But DC for real

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    What hotel is this?

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    Literally (and figuratively for the past day) sitting on the Fireball

    Whoever finds it better leave me cookies!

    February 24, 2018 at 4:29 pm #1084481
    rcannon100
    Participant

    Tim, the Enchanter, guardian of the bunny cave, grows weary of you mere mortals…… your groveling before the wrong demigod…. your repeatedly just HANDING a Calvinball to the evil Josh instead of my favorite CBGanimal. And your really really bad accounting. Has anyone dared consult with Sir Greg Bain about how bad your accounting is?

    I call upon the one who should not be mentioned. I call upon him who dwells in the Mountain of Porsche, filled with fire and molten steel. I call upon him who tortures the souls of cars and causes them to go in a circular frenzy at high speeds going no where.

    This wizard of fire and metal shall vent my fury on you mere mortals.

    Nivlacball cleverly hidden

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    February 24, 2018 at 6:27 pm #1084485
    CBGanimal
    Participant

    Since the evil KW stole the Calvinball…right under my nose…I felt compelled and I left cookies behind in the exact spot just for you Tim…4931f9d1790aa5c994d0681c57ecfc6d.jpge829ca6f112b9658c77864f1fff59b84.jpg

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    February 24, 2018 at 6:28 pm #1084486
    kwarkentien
    Participant

    Fireball acquired!!! With help from Tim’s favorite, CBGanimal. But fear not Tim, The Animal has left you an offering where once the Fireball lay. I send you good tidings and beg your mercy on me, your most humble servant.

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    February 24, 2018 at 6:31 pm #1084487
    kwarkentien
    Participant

    And there was dancing and consumption. [URL] https://youtu.be/YEXK8CQGsQE%5B/URL%5D

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    February 24, 2018 at 10:30 pm #1084500
    rcannon100
    Participant

    Notice of Proposed Ordinance:

    Tim: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them– Do they listen to me? Oh, no…

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    The knight who would slay the creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived – Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair – So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth – shall be awarded 5 points!

    Translation: include chocolate bunnies in the Calvinball as your swag… get 5 additional swag points

    February 24, 2018 at 11:48 pm #1084502
    Steve O
    Participant

    @Steve O 175124 wrote:

    Dance video to follow

    Yon Faire Pheonixball.
    Hastened I, with kind assistance from Brett L, to the cave of two-wheeled wonders: Proteus. The finest and fairest of ladies…
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    …with great kindness, openeth her shop hence. Ere great searching, mine eyes peered high upwards to espy the bag of treasure, upon which I then feasted.
    Fortified from feasting, and joyous at mine capture, I dancethed the Waltz of the Flamingo:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KqzAbdHDsM

    Upon returneth to mine abode, Phoenixball wast transformed into this diabolical puzzle box, which containeth coin of the realm, sweets of incomparable tastiness and magical coffee.
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    February 25, 2018 at 12:13 am #1084503
    Steve O
    Participant

    @Steve O 175132 wrote:

    Thy opponent arriveth prior

    Yea, though weary wast I from many hours wearing constraining (but beautiful) cloth,
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    and hastening through forest and village in the dark of night, thy Fireball beckoned, and hither I.
    Upon capture, I partook of the swaggy sweetness:
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    Hence didst I dance and sing the Whirling Dervish of Fireball, entertaining passengers in passing coaches.
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    Such magical cavorting and celebrating didst then transform said Fireball into this unique and ne’er seen prior Pink Bird of Loveliness, bearing the fire water of the tsars.
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    February 25, 2018 at 12:22 am #1084504
    Steve O
    Participant

    Having captured 2 Calvinballs, I hereby declare this ordinance no longer valid:

    * If you post a picture of the calvinball with a doggo or pupper you get 10 bonus points because they’re good dogs

    I do this as a kind gesture, only to protecteth said fauna from humiliation.

    February 25, 2018 at 12:58 am #1084505
    Steve O
    Participant

    Mine final post during this cycle of the sun, revealing Pink Bird of Loveliness Fireball’s location

    Pots upended, look under
    Kept somewhere in VA? you wonder
    Find clue in last line
    Find clue that is fine
    X-quisite acrostic, don’t blunder
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    February 25, 2018 at 1:36 am #1084507
    Judd
    Participant

    @Steve O 175166 wrote:

    Having captured 2 Calvinballs, I hereby declare this ordinance no longer valid:

    * If you post a picture of the calvinball with a doggo or pupper you get 10 bonus points because they’re good dogs

    I do this as a kind gesture, only to protecteth said fauna from humiliation.

    Requesting Tim the Enchanter deduct 1 million points from Steve O for this atrocity.

    February 25, 2018 at 1:38 am #1084508
    streetsmarts
    Participant

    @Steve O 175164 wrote:

    Yon Faire Pheonixball.
    Hastened I, with kind assistance from Brett L, to the cave of two-wheeled wonders: Proteus. The finest and fairest of ladies…
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    …with great kindness, openeth her shop hence. Ere great searching, mine eyes peered high upwards to espy the bag of treasure, upon which I then feasted.
    Fortified from feasting, and joyous at mine capture, I dancethed the Waltz of the Flamingo:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KqzAbdHDsM

    Upon returneth to mine abode, Phoenixball wast transformed into this diabolical puzzle box, which containeth coin of the realm, sweets of incomparable tastiness and magical coffee.
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    The waltz not really flamingo and whirling dervishes….hilarious Good sir Steve!

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    February 25, 2018 at 2:25 am #1084509
    rcannon100
    Participant

    That reminds me. I havent posted my latest pupper picture.

    This is Darby. I think I posted him before. He is available for adoption through Lost Dog Rescue.

    The good news is that Lost Dog Rescue has a pop up dog shelter at 7 Corners – and they have renewed the lease until about mid April. So if you ever want to volunteer to walk or play with dogs – or maybe even foster a dog (fostered dogs generally get adopted far faster) – now is a good time. Glad to give you a personal tour of the shelter.

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    February 25, 2018 at 6:31 am #1084511
    kwarkentien
    Participant

    The Calvinball/Fireball is now safely ensconced in its new resting place, eagerly waiting for discovery by one of the merry band of idiots. The treasure lay in the Yard o’ Potowmack where the iron horse of yore ere ruled in glorious splendor, steeped in coal, steam, and diesel dust.

    Behind a fence, your treasure awaits…
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    Near to where Nat King Cole found love beside the bay…
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    And watched over by the founder of the Sisters of Charity, whose university lives on to this day…2f22846ebbfecd89419a8c67dcbf664f.jpg

    To the finder go the spoils, an array sure to warm the heart, body, and soul.

    Almighty Tim the Enchanter, your humble servant is too modest to brag what points should be afforded to this plebian serf. I trust in your omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent wisdom to fairly appropriate such remuneration.

    Should it please the court, my summation of the events thereto pertaining:

    Consumption of swag on site.
    Delightful dancing upon discovery.
    Redeployment within 12 hours of discovery.
    Transport across District/County/City borders.

    Additionally, I shared consumable swag with Tim’s chosen one, CBGanimal. I also provided the vessel housing the offering CBGanimal left for you.

    At your mercy, I await your adjudication my liege.

    Your faithful servant,
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    February 25, 2018 at 3:25 pm #1084516
    josh
    Participant

    I would like to cast the Corleone spell now that kwarkentien is initiated into the ranks of Calvinball hunters.

    For my find/hide:
    10 – (2*1) = 8 Points for Find minus 2 points for every day that passes until the next find
    5 Points Swag
    10 Points Cross Frontier of Realm/Province
    3 Enchanted Points for those who are worthy (for sharing with others)
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    Forgot to upload the picture of swag being shared with the fine attendees of WTFCC.
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