!! C a l v i n b a l l !!

[rcannon100]

Vicegrip said we could hide the Phoenixball outside the beltway so I hid it near Charlotte.

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[rcannon100]

Nivlacball is hiding in Bikenetic
Phoenixball is in Charlotte
Fireball is having a beer at District Hardware

I think I can only do one score. Let’s examine your delusions.

BENTBIKE
Find 5 – Nope, you get 10 points
First find 15 – Check
Haiku and Limerick clues 7 Check
On-site swag consumption 10 Check
Picture of Phoenixball with dog(-like creature) 10 – Noooooope. Cats aint dogs. We been here before. If you want a cat to be a dog, use some magic and draft an ordinance that all cats from hence forth shall be dogs. Dilly Dilly. 😡
New cool swag 5 Check
New Ordinance enacted 5 Check Remember, your songs on Youtube Stay on Youtube!
Crossing Frontier of Provinces 3 Check
Victory song (in accordance with New Ordinance) 4 Check Ye cannot comply with an ordinance before it is codified (but then again I am lousy at accounting)
3 Enchanted points for winning Calvinball! Check
BENTBIKE is awarded 62 points

Please share your delusions of your score

Scores and Codified Claptrap are carefully kept in the library of the first page of the thread

[PeteD]

I went to Charlotte, she found the Phoenixball; she told me that She knew what it was, it was a flamingo, so she didn’t have to leave it alone.

So here’s her finding of the Phoenixball Dance (With dog-like creature in the background):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l0TPEAUCuo

Consuming of Swag (Mmmm Fudge & Cookies)
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Someone had already consumed her dessert, so she who shall not be named enforced the family rule against only 1 dessert as it was not a sticker day from school.

And, technically, this is Claptrap, reading the rules and regulations:

[rcannon100]

Okay okay okay enough.

Nobody else will do it so I guess I have to. 😡 I didnt propose an ordinance with my last find – so here it goes

Notice of Proposed Spell: Transfiguration: From hence force, all cats are dogs.

[Judd]

@josh 174678 wrote:

A mobile Calvinball is now in play
I do hope that it is found today
Fireball in my cage
Many points from Tim the Mage
See you all tonight at Velo Cafe

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The Fireball hath been acquired and some Spell of the Warlock Judd hath occurred. Update tomorrow after the Sleep of the Thousand Logs hath recharged my Warlock Powers.

[josh]

@Judd 174737 wrote:

The Fireball hath been acquired and some Spell of the Warlock Judd hath occurred. Update tomorrow after the Sleep of the Thousand Logs hath recharged my Warlock Powers.

Please note that I am casting “The Corleone Spell,” as hider of the Fireball found by the novice Lumberjack.

[PeteD]

Under a bridge, overpass
A descent which can be quite fast
Lives a hermit, flamant rosé
Hiding out for the day
Quick, she’s not going to last

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New rule: Opposite day: every odd numbered day changes the sign on all points awarded to negative points.

[CBGanimal]

@PeteD 174742 wrote:

Under a bridge, overpass
A descent which can be quite fast
Lives a hermit, flamant rosé
Hiding out for the day
Quick, she’s not going to last

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New rule: Opposite day: every odd numbered day changes the sign on all points awarded to negative points.

Some one was really fast!

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[josh]

@CBGanimal 174745 wrote:

Some one was really fast!

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That’s me!

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[CBGanimal]

@josh 174746 wrote:

That’s me!

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Unlike!!!

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[Sunyata]

Nivlacball has been retrieved!
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Sorry, but there was no dance, I was too busy eating pie!

[Sunyata]

Libations have been replaced and the Nivlacball has been hidden:

Another bridge knows the way.
Come find me and make your day.
Wide across so many lanes,
Hiding in the vine remains.
Park Farifax knows how to play.

Obligatory puppy picture. I should totally get extra points for getting both of them to look in the same direction at the same time!
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[Judd]

If ball of fire,
Is what you desire…
Or if feeling flat,
Pay a visit to Slatt
And put some air in your tire.

Post for scorings purposes is forthcoming.

For those who don’t know who Slatt is or where he lives, trying cruising the bike lanes on S. Courthouse Road near Columbia Pike.

[Judd]

I beat Bill to the Fireball on Josh’s bike by 10 seconds and then performed the Lumberjack Shuffle Taunt:

[video=youtube_share;zIJFipEDQxA]https://youtu.be/zIJFipEDQxA[/video]

I gave the bacon away to Leslie, cause I don’t eat animals:
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I ate all the chocolates:
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This is Tully. He would make this awesome face every day if you adopted him from the Arlington Animal Welfare League:
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I cast the Spell of the Warlock Judd (against Steve O) by riding a Hains Point lap with the Fireball: https://www.strava.com/activities/1409659839

I have replaced the consumable goodies in the Fireball and added a few other bike related goodies.

Proposed Rule – The Hamster Equalizer: Any player who captures the Calvin Ball for the first time and envokes the Spell of the Warlock Judd by riding an HP lap while in possession of the Calvinball shall automatically be awarded the same number of points as the player in third place.

[rcannon100]

To help with your delusions, here is a scorecard. No promise that it is complete. There are also spells you can cast. And of course with one turn of the screw, the scorecard is out of date.

Scorecard will be maintained in the library

SCORECARD (no promise this is complete)
__ 10 Points for Find minus 2 points for every day that passes until the next find
__ 15 Points First Find
__ 5 Points New Ordinance that gets 3 likes
__ 10 Points New Calvinball that gets 4 likes
__ 7 Points Limerick
__ 10 Points Pic of Beast (3x pic your dog getting bath with calvinball)
__ 5 Points Swag
__ 10 Points Consume Swag on Site
__ 10/3 Points Cross Frontier of Realm/Province
__ 4 Points Dance / Sing (-2 if not)
__ 3 Enchanted Points for those who are worthy

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