!! C a l v i n b a l l !!

[Mtansill]

Note to Steve the O:

Ordinance says plainly, “in lieu”?
Oh what, oh what shall I do?
I’ll point to the fact
That you must be hacked
BecausethereismorethanoneballandyouneversaidanythingaboutthePhoenixBallinyourordinance.

[rcannon100]

The Prior Incantato Spell: Scraped from the floor of Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom, Prior Incanto is a reverse spell to be used on the Malevolent who whine about the score. Freezers may use this spell against the Malevolent who whine that the Freezer has been unfairly or improperly awarded points. If the spell is cast, the points which the Malevolent whined about shall be deducted from the Malevolent‘s score and awarded to the casting Freezer’s score. Likewise if the Malevolent whines that the Malevolent was unfairly deprived of points, any Freezer may cast the spell and those points shall likewise be deducted from the Malevolent and awarded to the casting Freezer.

[Mtansill]

Mtansill pulls the bicycle pump off her bike and turns around, hiding her actions from view.

She whips back around, and, having produced a wand, touches it to SteveO’s wand (???) and yells, “Prior Incantato!”

@rcannon100 174162 wrote:

The Prior Incantato Spell: Scraped from the floor of Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom, Prior Incanto is a reverse spell to be used on the Malevolent who whine about the score. Freezers may use this spell against the Malevolent who whine that the Freezer has been unfairly or improperly awarded points. If the spell is cast, the points which the Malevolent whined about shall be deducted from the Malevolent‘s score and awarded to the casting Freezer’s score. Likewise if the Malevolent whines that the Malevolent was unfairly deprived of points, any Freezer may cast the spell and those points shall likewise be deducted from the Malevolent and awarded to the casting Freezer.

[rcannon100]

Unfortunately Tim used all his magic beans today conjuring the Prior Incantato spell – and cannot simultaneously conjure a retroactive spell. Thus, Prior Incantato is only powerful for going forward malevolence.

[Mtansill]

@rcannon100 174170 wrote:

Unfortunately Tim used all his magic beans today conjuring the Prior Incantato spell – and cannot simultaneously conjure a retroactive spell. Thus, Prior Incantato is only powerful for going forward malevolence.

Mtansill looks disappointed as her spell fizzles and her wand noticeably droops.

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” she adds dramatically as she flies away on her bicycle, cackling maniacally.

[streetsmarts]

@Mtansill 174160 wrote:

Note to Steve the O:

Ordinance says plainly, “in lieu”?
Oh what, oh what shall I do?
I’ll point to the fact
That you must be hacked
BecausethereismorethanoneballandyouneversaidanythingaboutthePhoenixBallinyourordinance.

Ha!!!#

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[CBGanimal]

The NivlacBall has been retrieved…and I survived!

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[mrhappy_onabike]

@CBGanimal 174193 wrote:

The NivlacBall has been retrieved…and I survived!

Hooray! My little yellow head was worried it mayest hath floated away with yesternight’s raine.

[sszibler]

OM BleXCroid! Nerds! Run away! Run Away! Out of curiosity . . . is this where you find out where the CB is or do I have to figure it out some other way?

[rcannon100]

The Phoenixball is in, I believe, Greenbelt* at NOAA. The Nivlacball is once again in the possession of CBGanimal.

* Correction (but still guessing)

@Stryke 174037 wrote:

Contraptions hath been solved and foodstuffs refreshed. The Pheonixball hath once again rejoined the wild.
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NOAA magic dish
Take the path less traveled
Under silver box

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Proposed ordinance:
If thine Calvinball resideth in all three realms of man (not two, not four) within seven orbits of the sun, then it shall reproduce and a second Calvinball shall entereth into play.

[Steve O]

@Mtansill 174178 wrote:

Mtansill looks disappointed as her spell fizzles and her wand noticeably droops.

There’s a pharmaceutical for this.

[rcannon100]

SCORE

Stryke’s draft ordinance has four likes and has become Canon as the Gemino Charm. Stryke’s score will be divined when the Phoenixball is uncovered. (Seems like Calvinball’s hidden in the Northern Realm fall under a dark curse)

STEVEO
Hidden on the 2nd and found on the 5th, 6 points for the find
5 Points for the Tarantallegra Spell.
That doesnt appear to be a Limerick, but then again Tim is not overly cultured
I actually have no idea where you hid it – so no crossing Realm points. CBGanimal might wanna tell Tim where she found it if she wants these points
I cant tell if there is any new swag. Dilly Dilly
3 Enchanted Points for Reintroducing the old Calvinvall
SteveO is awarded 14 Points

Please tell Tim what points you are under the delusion that you have earned

Score and codified canon are maintained in the library of the first page of this thread.

[Steve O]

@rcannon100 174280 wrote:

MR HAPPY
Hidden on the 2nd and found on the 5th, 6 points for the find
5 Points for the Tarantallegra Spell.
That doesnt appear to be a Limerick, but then again Tim is not overly cultured
I actually have no idea where you hid it – so no crossing Realm points. CBGanimal might wanna tell Tim where she found it if she wants these points
I cant tell if there is any new swag. Dilly Dilly
3 Enchanted Points for Reintroducing the old Calvinball
SteveO is awarded 14 Points

Please tell Tim what points you are under the delusion that you have earned

Twas a haiku. Can’t recalleth if that is worth pointes or just traditional for no purpofe
Whither the Nivlacball? – Arlington to Fairfax County (along Holmes Run Trail off Sleepy Hollow Rd. Hath Tim the Enprancer never seen the danger shark ere?)
Unbelievably awesome swag wast indeed includeth in the tuppersmith box the Nivlacmouse wast riding upon.

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It seemeth unseemly to brag about ones swag, or in some cases to advertise it in advanceth. Finders may wish to document what tis they founde.
Previous copy of Bike Snob NYC wast similarly kept secret at first and awarded no points–neither for swag nor for it being a new ball, which twas, for sayme reason.
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[fxbooks]

The finder of Bike Snob NYC concurreth with SteveO and does humbly pray your forgiveness.

[Stryke]

@rcannon100 174243 wrote:

The Phoenixball is in, I believe, Greenbelt* at NOAA. The Nivlacball is once again in the possession of CBGanimal.

* Correction (but still guessing)

Close to Greenbelt, technically College Park/Riverdale

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