!! C a l v i n b a l l !!

[streetsmarts]

@Steve O 173854 wrote:

I sharedeth some of the bounty with the HDCC troupe this morn
(that’s CBGAnimal forwynsumede a Pez!)
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Let it forthwith be known that the enclosed brownies hath been delivereth in deference to Tim the Enwrencher
I also hid the ball (is this the Phoenixball or the Nivlacball? I’ve lost track.)

Haiku
Original Ball
Has wandered its way back home
Some dead flamingos
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(dog pic)
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I’m sorry- Chris did *what* to the Pez!!!???

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[Steve O]

@streetsmarts 173855 wrote:

I’m sorry- Chris did *what* to the Pez!!!???

forwynsumede

[Mtansill]

@SarahBee 173757 wrote:

In the land of Mary does the Phoenixball lay. Twixt 2 H’s where footballers play. If thou needst another clue, search for the pink and purple hue. On a river branch that runs dry, shortcake bakery and Rhode Island Ave are nearby

(Sorry my phone died while taking more pics)
You are rock hard, Jeanne!

Seeking Phoenix Ball?
I found it! Wait for the new
Clue. February.

[bentbike33]

@Steve O 173856 wrote:

forwynsumede

No wonder @streetsmarts didn’t get it. The present participle is “forwynsumende”. You misspelled it.

[rcannon100]

Nivlacball acquired

This dog’s name is Marianne Vos, or Vosie for short

No. No she is not a particularly good cyclist.

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[fxbooks]

The Calvinball is a non-bicycle riding dog? If I find it, I don’t think my cat would like it very much if I brought it home.

[rcannon100]

@fxbooks 173882 wrote:

The Calvinball is a non-bicycle riding dog? If I find it, I don’t think my cat would like it very much if I brought it home.

So you are saying you are looking for a bicycle riding dog? I could probably arrange that. Can I introduce you to Darby? This dog is a sweet heart! Available through Lost Dog Rescue at the pop up shelter at Seven Corners (or you could just bike over and volunteer to walk the dogs that are cared for there)

https://lostdogrescue.org/darby-5/

[fxbooks]

Darby looks like a sweetheart, but he is not good with cats. And my cat is not good with dogs. This may not be a match made in heaven.

[rcannon100]

@fxbooks 173902 wrote:

Darby looks like a sweetheart, but he is not good with cats.

Challenge accepted

https://lostdogrescue.org/heather/

Breed: Hound Blend
Sex: Female
Age: Approx. 4 year(s)
Color: Lemon/White
Size: Approx. 60 lbs
Good with Cats?: Yes
Good with Dogs?: Yes

Like her namesake, Heather is lovely and sweet. She’s 60 lbs of wriggling love who is affectionate, housebroken and doesn’t bark. She’s good with dogs, cats and kids. Heather would be at home where she could go for frequent walks and cuddle with her humans. Come meet her at an event soon!

[rcannon100]

Tim the Enchanters SOTU Rebuttal: Listen. Strange russians lying on social media distributing fake news is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical tweeted ceremony.

SCORE

Look, let’s be honest here. SteveO is pretty much the only one of you I like at this point. Everyone grovels at Tim’s domain and promises the sacrifice of cookies and brownies and other sweets. But SteveO is the only one who dared to enter the realm of the vicious flamingos and deliver. So the rest of you….. there is a bridge yonder. Why dont you go down and try and cross it.

STREETSMARTS
10 Points for the find (Streetsmarts found the nivlacball on the 29th and the next person found it on the 30th)
15 Points for first find
10 Points for crossing the frontier of realms
5 Points for a new ordinance (yeah fine – associate your “new ordinance” with a wonderful puppy picture that everyone will like is just cheating)
5 Points for swag (Pez is no comparison to Makers Mark)
10 points for potentially the best puppy picture yet
3 Points because you are suffering delusions about your score
Streetsmarts is awarded a whopping 58 points

SARAHBEE
I really hate this person. I mean…. do I have to be nice and give her a score. Oh alright.
SHE ATE MY COOKIES! Negative a billion points!
15 Points for first find
SarahBee hid the Phoenixball on the 29th and it was found on the 31st so she loses 2 points. 8 points for the find.
I dont see an ordinance. Dilly Dilly
Looks like that is swag. 5 points
10 points for crossing the frontier of a Realm
Sarahbee is awarded 38 points. Thanks for playing. If I ever see you back here again, I will turn you into a box of pop-tarts!

STEVEO
The only person I like
Nivlacball
10 points for the find
5 Points for swag
5 Points for Steve’s ordinance. Apparently you can lick something for 7 points.
10 Points for clarifying that that thing is a dog
Nivlacball went from EFC to Shirlington. Dilly Dilly.
SteveO, my friend, my soul mate, my pal… my guardian who bravely venture yonder to conquer the BUNNY is awarded 30 points

Please tell me what points you are under the delusion that you earned.

Scores and enacted ordinances are maintained in the Library of the first page of the thread.

[rcannon100]

Proposed Ordinance: The Spell of Warlock Judd: Upon the capture of any Calvinball, you may cast the Spell of the Warlock Judd once. While the Calvinball be in your possession, ye may picketh any other Freezer and reduce that Freezer’s Calvinball score by 3 points for every cycle around the Judd’s Hamster Wheel of Misery you bike (as shown in Strava).

[fxbooks]

@rcannon100 173903 wrote:

Challenge accepted

https://lostdogrescue.org/heather/

Good with Cats?: Yes

Like her namesake, Heather is lovely and sweet. She’s good with dogs, cats and kids.

You might have missed the pertinent point that my cat is not good with dogs. In fact, my cat is not good with anyone or anything, other than possibly myself and reji.

[rcannon100]

@fxbooks 173911 wrote:

You might have missed the pertinent point that my cat is not good with dogs. In fact, my cat is not good with anyone or anything, other than possibly myself and reji.

Well…… REJI said she liked Kit and Mini……

https://lostdogrescue.org/kit/

Breed: JRT
Sex: Female
Age: Approx. 12 year(s)
Color: White
Size: Approx. 18 lbs
Good with Cats?: Yes
Good with Dogs?: Yes

Kit and Mini are a mother-daughter pair whose owner could no longer care for them. They are super sweet dogs that are good with other dogs and cats. Kit (mother) is very active and will play for hours. She loves to fetch and chew on toys. Mini (daughter) is more laid back. She loves to run in the yard and snuggle with her people. They are house-trained, crate-trained and walk well on a leash. They can be trusted alone in the house. Kit and Mini MUST be adopted together. Can you give them the home they deserve?

😮

[fxbooks]

Clearly, we need a different cat. I’ll be sure to check out Lost Dog Rescue when that happens.

[Judd]

@rcannon100 173910 wrote:

Proposed Ordinance: The Spell of Warlock Judd: Upon the capture of any Calvinball, you may cast the Spell of the Warlock Judd once. While the Calvinball be in your possession, ye may picketh any other Freezer and reduce that Freezer’s Calvinball score by 3 points for every cycle around the Judd’s Hamster Wheel of Misery you bike (as shown in Strava).

This is probably the best ordinance of all time. You’s guys might as well give up on proposing ordinances.

[Author]

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