Beware of the Stupids

[OmphalosSkeptic]

There were a bunch of asshats out on the roads and trails today. Riding fancy carbon bikes and wearing black kits, passing people with impunity.

[Tania]

@OmphalosSkeptic 177951 wrote:

There were a bunch of asshats out on the roads and trails today. Riding fancy carbon bikes and wearing black kits, passing people with impunity.

Isn’t that every day?

[drevil]

@OmphalosSkeptic 177951 wrote:

There were a bunch of asshats out on the roads and trails today. Riding fancy carbon bikes and wearing black kits, passing people with impunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTZ0N7VTDtY

[PeteD]

@Tania 177952 wrote:

Isn’t that every day?

It’s every commute for me. Except when I wear my pink kit because it’s Giro time.

[hozn]

I made sure to break with my tradition and wear all black on the way home so I could also ride with impunity. It was pretty awesome.

[rcannon100]

@OmphalosSkeptic 177951 wrote:

There were a bunch of asshats out on the roads and trails today. Riding fancy carbon bikes and wearing black kits, passing people with impunity.

We call those “ELITE Cyclists“

[Starduster]

Here we go again. The finally-warm weather brings *everyone* out- including the a–h—-.

Megabeth reported a truly scary moment with an a–h— motorist at Hains Point today just for good measure.

(Yes, I’m muzzling my mouth… do I have permission to speak frankly?)

[josh]

@OmphalosSkeptic 177951 wrote:

There were a bunch of asshats out on the roads and trails today. Riding fancy carbon bikes and wearing black kits, passing people with impunity.

Good thing I grabbed my crabon bike out of the pile this morning to ride in.

[huskerdont]

Just got my first carbon bike, usually wear black, and I’ve been known to pass unscathed, but luckily yesterday I took my steel bike. Phew! Wouldn’t want to get spoked.

[rcannon100]

My bike is made of mud. I think there is an aluminum frame under there somewhere but Huberww says its 99% mud. I wear tie dyes. And pretty much every else passes me with impiety.

[bentbike33]

@rcannon100 177993 wrote:

My bike is made of mud. I think there is an aluminum frame under there somewhere but Huberww says its 99% mud. I wear tie dyes. And pretty much every else passes me with impiety.

I’ll look out for you, and if I pass you, I will be sure to do so with piety. The pass call will be: “Kyrie su Dominae, Donna e ist Requiem”. I will refrain from hitting myself on the head with a board, however.

[lordofthemark]

@rcannon100 177993 wrote:

My bike is made of mud. I think there is an aluminum frame under there somewhere but Huberww says its 99% mud. I wear tie dyes. And pretty much every else passes me with impiety.

I had a sandwich made with kosher turkey in my backpack this AM. The rye bread was from Trader Joe’s. I even got to pass some people, with all the newbs on the trails.

[dplasters]

As someone who wears Castelli small jerseys, I approve where this thread is going.

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