Steve O and dkel inspired me to use limericks for some of my FS ride titles. Here are a few of the better ones:
A rider not quite right in the brain
Went out in the dark and the rain.
Her dubious sanity
Led to some profanity
When she later lubed her damned chain.
On our quest to eat all the pie
The March wind made my legs want to cry.
I’m glad for friends strong
To pull me along
And help me not keel over and die.
Wrong-way rider, dressed all in black:
Both helmet and sense you surely do lack.
You do have a blinky
But its light is so dinky
It looks like a firefly, lost from its pack.
Alarm sounds. Ungh, I say,
Slow to wake on a morn so gray.
But off I go
For friends and joe
‘Cause that’s the best way to start the day.
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