BAFS 2016 Pointless Prize #2

[chris_s]

Polar Express deliveries will be delayed this year thanks to those yuppies at the Rails to Trails Conservancy.

[wheelswings]

Hmm…

So if I make it back to Arlington, I may win the Pointless Prize for Longest Ride, and then I’ll be awarded a holey medal, and then I’ll meet someone at the FS HH, and then – if I’ve not had too many flats – we can patch it, and then… worth a shot.

[americancyclo]

Her hands trembled slightly as she stared at the back of the man in the red suit. He was too distracted by the little children to notice her glare.
She thought,”Just one more step to the left, fat man, then I’ll be able to escape this cursed train!”

[wheelswings]

If I hadn’t flunked that darn Ishihara Plate test for my pilot’s license, I could get there in half the time!

[Mikey]

Taking their cue from Amtrak, the Polar Express offers Roll-on Roll-off service for the children in their critical “believe in Santa” years.

[Steve O]

Note that this contest is still open. Winner(s) to be announced at the opening Happy Hour
Several of the captions already entered are quite good. If you have one as good or better, please enter.
If you particularly like or dislike any of the entries, click the appropriate button. Your vote may or may not have influence on the adjudication panel.

Deadline: 11:59 PM January 1

[SouthernDCist]

Santa’s Coal Delivery Team Elf begins her work anew for the 2016 season…

[dkel]

And people say Lycra makes cyclists look ridiculous…:rolleyes:

[wheelswings]

The job announcement calls it “bike-friendly” up here, but it sure doesn’t look it… I hope I’m not too late for my interview at the Workshop.

[Anonymous]

North Pole testing alternative multi-modal present delivery options as global warming threatens flying reindeer habitat.

[Toonces]

It’s not the kids, its the parents and the goofy things they’ve got me doing. I’m done with this Elf on a Shelf gig, I’m outta here!

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