Audrey Clement is off her meds….

[rcannon100]

[bobco85]

I seriously hope that someone gave her a BikeArlington bicycling map or showed her that the Google Maps app (among many others) has a “Bicycling” overlay that can be quite useful should you need to take a detour (you know, one of those things that EVERY cyclist/pedestrian/driver has to face at least once every week).

[DismalScientist]

It might just be me, but I prefer local politicians engage in this type of meaningless discussion rather than pull the crap that they normally do.

[PotomacCyclist]

Some helpful tips for Ms. Clement:

http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?8836-Help-Audrey-Clement-route-around-Clarendon-Cup!

[baiskeli]

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[kwarkentien]

@baiskeli 120698 wrote:

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You win the Internet this week!!!!

[dasgeh]

@baiskeli 120698 wrote:

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I expect this to be in the 2016 BikeArlington coloring/sticker book.

[bobco85]

@baiskeli 120698 wrote:

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Should be easy; she’s got a clear size advantage!

…wait a minute, that sounded like a really mean fat joke (really I meant to reference the size difference between a giant girl and tiny cyclists, but the thought of saying something so evil makes me laugh)!

[PotomacCyclist]

3Com Audrey Web Appliance

[ATTACH=CONFIG]9168[/ATTACH]

http://www.amazon.com/3Com-3C8300AUWHT-01-Audrey-Web-Appliance/dp/B000051JUL

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,34321,00.asp

This device should be useful for navigation. It may have been discontinued 14 years ago and it didn’t have GPS or broadband Internet capability or a hard drive. But people figured out a way to hack the devices and make it more useful. Perhaps it could be used to browse to Google Maps and its route finding feature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ0mKm_WhJw

This would allow a future user to avoid the Robocops of Arlington who were guarding the Air Force Association Cycling Classic with high-speed rotating blade devices, nuclear-tipped land mines (on loan from the Department of Defense) and experimental rail gun devices (connected through port openings near the top of 1812 North Moore Street). I could see how someone might think that the Robocop Defense Forces were somewhat excessive this year. It was totally uncalled for to use the land mines.

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