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[Alcova cyclist]

@dasgeh 105706 wrote:

What’s it gonna take to get Bill, Erin and Maddie out on some sleeze rides?

Erin just clocked in with an evening ride — Whoo Hoo! I just not-quite-sleazed 2.3 miles, so we’re back in 6th.

Take that, pr1m3s… 10 Below is next!

Go [REDACTED]!

[Alcova cyclist]

“Dazed Elf Singers”
“Feds Deal Zingers”
“Zed’s Lead Fingers”
“Grande sized Elfs”

are all anagrams for freezing saddles

[dasgeh]

We certainly the most engaged team, based on posts to our team thread

[hodgesse]

@Alcova cyclist 105741 wrote:

Erin just clocked in with an evening ride — Whoo Hoo! I just not-quite-sleazed 2.3 miles, so we’re back in 6th.

Take that, pr1m3s… 10 Below is next!

Go [REDACTED]!

Excellent…wasn’t sure if it showed up or not.

I got a new balaclava (way cool), but my glasses keep fogging up. Any suggestions on how to help that, please? Thanks!

Legos are good.

[sjclaeys]

@Alcova cyclist 105740 wrote:

I never said I was offended by snot rockets… just that I really didn’t like the name.

I think there’s been a dozen better names suggested, but if there’s consensus on SR from others, I’m not going to lose any sleep if that winds up being our name.

On the upside, it seems we’ve been keeping RCannon and Steve O here egging us on instead of going out and racking up miles, so we might as well keep squabbling.

Or we could meet in secret, decide on a name, and then refuse to tell anyone else what it is, especially not certain lurkers.

Go Team [REDACTED]!

Since you are now responsible for settling on a name, you can do it any way you want.

[dkel]

@hodgesse 105751 wrote:

I got a new balaclava (way cool), but my glasses keep fogging up. Any suggestions on how to help that, please? Thanks!

My solution for fogging glasses has been to try as much as possible to direct my breath away from my glasses, particularly when stopped. It sounds kind of silly, I know, but I kind of blow out instead of exhaling normally, and it seems to keep things from fogging up. The good thing is that nobody can see my awkward mouth position, because my face is covered. It’s totally dorky, but it works for me. Yeah…dorky…I go with what comes naturally.

[Boomer Cycles]

Last attempt at a team name:

1. The cyclists with no name
2. The no namers
3. Those who refused to be named
4. Team anonymous
5. The Dysfunctional Cyclists
6. Team Psychotic Democracy
7. Team Gridlock

Or we can just give our team naming rights to whomever winds up on top of this week’s team leaderboard, to chose as they see fit, and put an end to our misery…

[Boomer Cycles]

I use a vented neoprene face mask and a separate skull cap so that my glasses don’t fog up.

[Alcova cyclist]

@sjclaeys 105752 wrote:

you are now responsible for settling on a name

Not sure how I, of all us dysfunctional children, got tagged, but aye aye, cap’n!

@sjclaeys 105752 wrote:

you can do it any way you want.

Alrighty, then… Let’s see how complicated I can make this. The goal is consensus, so…

Each team member picks & posts their three favorite names, in no particular order. Post by midnight Friday. If there’s a single clear consensus winner (i.e. everyone who votes selects that name), that’ll be the name. If there are a few that are tied or nearly so (say within 1), we’ll have a vote-off and try to get to 20 pages on this thread. If enough Team [redacted] members are at the pints ride, as determined by Cap’n Steve, they’ll pick a run-off winner then. With a little luck this will lead to a 6-way tie and we can argue till March.

I gave Dasgeh her “I hate dogs” veto, but no more vetoes.

In the next post I’ll recap as near a complete list of all the names suggested as I could be bothered to do, but I took the liberty of filtering those into a top 12 so you needn’t slog through the whole list.

Team Gridlock
Psychotic Democracy
Cat Herders
Everything is Awesome
The Chain Gang
The Salty Gods
Grande-sized Elfs
Snot Rockets
Team V: The Final Frontier
Self-Induced Sufferfest
The-team-who-must-not-be-named
Davy Jones’s Bakfiets

[Alcova cyclist]

I think this is a pretty close to complete list. We’ve been at this a while.

Boomer: Buccaneers, Blimeys, Cutlasses, Dungbies , Freebooters, Hornswaggles , Swashbucklers, Scallywags, Seadogs, Shark bait, Borg, Cycle Borg, To boldly go where no cyclist has gone before, I’m a cyclist, not a…., Engage, Cycle long & prosper, Highly Illogical, Fascinating, Team anonymous, The Dysfunctional Cyclists, Team Psychotic Democracy, Team Gridlock

Sjclaeys: Team Dread Pirate Black Heart, Cat Herders, Everything is awesome

DKel: Merciless black hearts, Scurvy scalawags, Salty dogs, Rolling raiders, Biking buccaneers, Pedalin’ pirates, cutters,
Team 5: We should be riding instead of arguing

Me: Chain Gang, The Spokespeople, South Pole Elves, Cold Fusion, Let it Go!, The Salty Gods, the cranky bastards

Dasgeh: Davy Jones’s Bakfiets, Heart Maker Shop, Courtland Milloy’s heart, Lon Anderson’s cardiologist

Colleen: Snot Rockets, Kobyashi Maru,THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, My Bike Has a Transparent Aluminum Frame, Team V: The Final Frontier, Jarmok and Jelad at Tenagra, Star Trek III: The Search for Sleaze, Which way to 10 forward, The Prime Directive, SHUT UP WESLEY!

Harry Meatmotor: Team Self-Induced Sufferfest

Many variants of: the-team-who-must-not-be-named, The cyclists with no name, The no namers, Those who refused to be named

[Steve O]

@Alcova cyclist 105766 wrote:

I think this is a pretty close to complete list. We’ve been at this a while.

Boomer: Buccaneers, Blimeys, Cutlasses, Dungbies , Freebooters, Hornswaggles , Swashbucklers, Scallywags, Seadogs, Shark bait, Borg, Cycle Borg, To boldly go where no cyclist has gone before, I’m a cyclist, not a…., Engage, Cycle long & prosper, Highly Illogical, Fascinating, Team anonymous, The Dysfunctional Cyclists, Team Psychotic Democracy, Team Gridlock

Sjclaeys: Team Dread Pirate Black Heart, Cat Herders, Everything is awesome

DKel: Merciless black hearts, Scurvy scalawags, Salty dogs, Rolling raiders, Biking buccaneers, Pedalin’ pirates, cutters,
Team 5: We should be riding instead of arguing

Me: Chain Gang, The Spokespeople, South Pole Elves, Cold Fusion, Let it Go!, The Salty Gods, the cranky bastards

Dasgeh: Davy Jones’s Bakfiets, Heart Maker Shop, Courtland Milloy’s heart, Lon Anderson’s cardiologist

Colleen: Snot Rockets, Kobyashi Maru,THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, My Bike Has a Transparent Aluminum Frame, Team V: The Final Frontier, Jarmok and Jelad at Tenagra, Star Trek III: The Search for Sleaze, Which way to 10 forward, The Prime Directive, SHUT UP WESLEY!

Harry Meatmotor: Team Self-Induced Sufferfest

Many variants of: the-team-who-must-not-be-named, The cyclists with no name, The no namers, Those who refused to be named

You forgot a couple of mine.

[Alcova cyclist]

My 3:
Team V: The Final Frontier
The-team-who-must-not-be-named
Everything is Awesome

Bonus late addition (and gratuitous fourth vote): “Winter is Coming”
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[culimerc]

Team Congress..

[rcannon100]

@culimerc 105791 wrote:

Team Congress..

I dont know about you guys, and maybe its just a personal issue, but I am pretty offended by Congress.

[Boomer Cycles]

@Steve O 105769 wrote:

You forgot a couple of mine.

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