2017 Freezing Saddles Pointless Prizes

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  • #918816
    consularrider
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    Since the powers-that-be in their infinite folly have decreed that I am eligible to register for this annual foolishness again, I am proposing a subset for the inevitable Beerneuring Challenge. The winner of my challenge will be the FS 2017 participant who can document having the the most variety of beers produced in Germany during the challenge period. Variety includes different types of beers as well as different breweries. There is no requirement that any of the beers actually be acquired in Germany. I will not be eligible to win the prize, but will try to set a good example.

    The basic rules:
    1. The beer must be by a German brewery or one licensed to produce a German branded beer.
    2. The participant must have purchased said beer, but does not have to have personally drunk it.
    3. Only beers purchased on/after 12:00:01 am 1/1/2017 and before/on 3/19/2017 by 11:59:59 pm will count towards the total.
    4. I will be the final arbiter of whether a entry qualifies and can change the guidelines of this challenge as I see fit.

    Documentation required:
    1. Date beer purchased.
    2. Place beer purchased.
    3. Name and location of brewery
    4. Type of beer, i.e. hefewisen, hell, pils, dunkel, schwarz lager, etc.
    5. Photos are welcome.

    Sample of qualifying beers currently on hand in my climate controlled storage facility (unheated basement room)

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  • #1061319
    Sunyata
    Participant

    So, Kitty’s commute yesterday inspired a new FS Pointless Prize: The prize for the one that can claim… the best sock game!

    Details forthcoming.

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    #1061338
    Steve O
    Participant

    @Boomer2U 149817 wrote:

    @ginacico, you overestimate SteveO’s comprehension ability

    Huh?

    #1061344
    TwoWheelsDC
    Participant

    @Sunyata 149932 wrote:

    So, Kitty’s commute yesterday inspired a new FS Pointless Prize: The prize for the one that can claim… the best sock game!

    Details forthcoming.

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    Not only are we entering tights season, but all my best socks are too long to wear with knickers on warmer winter days. This will truly be a challenge.

    #1061416
    Bruno Moore
    Participant

    @Sunyata 149932 wrote:

    So, Kitty’s commute yesterday inspired a new FS Pointless Prize: The prize for the one that can claim… the best sock game!

    Details forthcoming.

    1. You know what we call it when my sock game is on point?
    Every day.

    2. Y’alls are goin’ down. Just so you know.

    #1061440
    ginacico
    Participant

    Another suggestion for Beerneuring 2017, let’s go visit Atlas Brew Works, DC’s 100% solar-powered brewery located in Ivy City.

    The Tap Room is open 4pm-10pm Monday through Thursday, 4pm-11pm Friday, 11am-11pm Saturday & 11am-10pm Sunday. Tours of the brewery are offered on Saturdays at noon, 2pm, 4pm, and 6pm, no reservations required.

    I’ll be taking a tour on January 7th, focused on sustainability but of course including tastings. Will report back!

    #1061913
    Judd
    Participant

    I’ll just go ahead and take that hamster wheel now…

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    #1061914
    jrenaut
    Participant

    @ginacico 150058 wrote:

    Another suggestion for Beerneuring 2017, let’s go visit Atlas Brew Works, DC’s 100% solar-powered brewery located in Ivy City.

    Atlas is great. Highly recommended. And there’s a distillery open for tastings on Saturdays like two doors down.

    #1061954
    Bruno Moore
    Participant

    @jrenaut 150615 wrote:

    Atlas is great. Highly recommended. And there’s a distillery open for tastings on Saturdays like two doors down.

    Wait. Are you talking about the distillery right above them, the distillery up the hill, or the distillery around the corner?

    It’s not entirely clear.

    #1061955
    jrenaut
    Participant

    @Brünø Moore 150658 wrote:

    Wait. Are you talking about the distillery right above them, the distillery up the hill, or the distillery around the corner?

    It’s not entirely clear.

    It is clear that I need to do more exploring around Atlas.

    #1062107
    Steve O
    Participant

    First Official-ish List of Pointless Prizes as gleaned from this thread and the volunteer thread:

    In need of a sponsor/coordinator

    Winning Team Points
    Winning Team Days
    Winning Team Alternate 1
    Winning Team …..
    Every Day Riders
    Top Points Male
    Top Points Female

    Sponsored/Coordinated
    Beerneuring – sjclaeys
    Social Butterfly – Sunyata
    Infiltrator – Sunyata
    Off-Season Coffeeneuring – Bruno Moore
    You Call That a Snow Day – Kitty
    Operation Deep Freeze – creadinger
    London Bridge – wheels&wings
    Warming Climate – wheels&wings
    Bike Samaritan – wheels&wings
    Little Did I Know – wheels&wings
    Ride Titles – Steve O
    Tortoise – lordofthemark
    Bundesrepublik Deutschland Bier Prize– consularrider
    Best Sock Game – Sunyata
    Hains Point Laps – arlingtonrider
    Horses & Hand Grenades – AlcovaCyclist
    Golden Nugget (longest ride Jan 1) – vicegrip
    Pleasing Sleazing Saddles – Henry D
    Best Strava Art – Allan C
    Attaboy – Reba
    Bicycle Tag – Steve O

    #1062125
    bikedavid
    Participant

    Just joined and not sure if anyone has tried using Untapped to track the beers. It also has achievement badges for drinking x amount of German, British, or beers from other countries for more pointless prizes!

    #1062126
    lordofthemark
    Participant

    @Brünø Moore 149611 wrote:

    Here you go. This year’s Off-Season Coffeeneuring PP Rule Sheet, in its entirety:

    Ride bikes.
    Drink Coffee
    Get awesome.

    Prize might be tea-related. We’ll see.

    Wait what? After not doing coffeeneuring last year, trying beerneuring, finding out that after a huge effort some nerfers still passed me and won that, and me deciding to pass on beerneuring this year and try coffeeneuring instead, this? No MorningtonCrescent worthy rules? No complexity? No Starbucks shaming? Sigh.

    #1062226
    consularrider
    Participant

    Bumping because rcannon100

    #1062222
    rcannon100
    Participant

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    I would like to propose

    The Pointless Pointless Prize

    Yes, that’s right. Its the prize for the miles that do not count. It is the prize for the FS2017 participant who rides the most miles indoors on a trainer (Matt Aune is disqualified from this competition because well, we wanna see him outside).

    This is only proposed – I cant munch the data. Does anyone wanna volunteer to do the code, or tell me how to do this. It does not look like I can create a Strava Club that reflects only trainer miles?

    The award for so completely missing the point of Freezing Saddles will be something worthy of the achievement:

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    #1062229
    lordofthemark
    Participant

    @rcannon100 150949 wrote:

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    I would like to propose

    The Pointless Pointless Prize

    Yes, that’s right. Its the prize for the miles that do not count. It is the prize for the FS2017 participant who rides the most miles indoors on a trainer (Matt Aune is disqualified from this competition because well, we wanna see him outside).

    IIUC, manually entered outdoor rides will not be counted either. Yet you propose to exclude them from the pointless prize prize. As one of the leading “pushed the wrong thing on Strava” people, I resent this exclusion, and denounce it as unfair.

    I am thinking we need to organize a protest. The revolution will not be tracked by GPS.

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