2017 Freezing Saddles Pointless Prizes

@Boomer2U 149817 wrote:

@ginacico, you overestimate SteveO’s comprehension ability

Huh?

@Sunyata 149932 wrote:

So, Kitty’s commute yesterday inspired a new FS Pointless Prize: The prize for the one that can claim… the best sock game!

Details forthcoming.

1. You know what we call it when my sock game is on point?
Every day.

2. Y’alls are goin’ down. Just so you know.

I’ll just go ahead and take that hamster wheel now…

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@jrenaut 150615 wrote:

Atlas is great. Highly recommended. And there’s a distillery open for tastings on Saturdays like two doors down.

Wait. Are you talking about the distillery right above them, the distillery up the hill, or the distillery around the corner?

It’s not entirely clear.

First Official-ish List of Pointless Prizes as gleaned from this thread and the volunteer thread:

In need of a sponsor/coordinator
Winning Team Points
Winning Team Days
Winning Team Alternate 1
Winning Team …..
Every Day Riders
Top Points Male
Top Points Female

Sponsored/Coordinated
Beerneuring – sjclaeys
Social Butterfly – Sunyata
Infiltrator – Sunyata
Off-Season Coffeeneuring – Bruno Moore
You Call That a Snow Day – Kitty
Operation Deep Freeze – creadinger
London Bridge – wheels&wings
Warming Climate – wheels&wings
Bike Samaritan – wheels&wings
Little Did I Know – wheels&wings
Ride Titles – Steve O
Tortoise – lordofthemark
Bundesrepublik Deutschland Bier Prize– consularrider
Best Sock Game – Sunyata
Hains Point Laps – arlingtonrider
Horses & Hand Grenades – AlcovaCyclist
Golden Nugget (longest ride Jan 1) – vicegrip
Pleasing Sleazing Saddles – Henry D
Best Strava Art – Allan C
Attaboy – Reba
Bicycle Tag – Steve O

@Brünø Moore 149611 wrote:

Here you go. This year’s Off-Season Coffeeneuring PP Rule Sheet, in its entirety:

Ride bikes.
Drink Coffee
Get awesome.

Prize might be tea-related. We’ll see.

Wait what? After not doing coffeeneuring last year, trying beerneuring, finding out that after a huge effort some nerfers still passed me and won that, and me deciding to pass on beerneuring this year and try coffeeneuring instead, this? No MorningtonCrescent worthy rules? No complexity? No Starbucks shaming? Sigh.

I would like to propose

The Pointless Pointless Prize

Yes, that’s right. Its the prize for the miles that do not count. It is the prize for the FS2017 participant who rides the most miles indoors on a trainer (Matt Aune is disqualified from this competition because well, we wanna see him outside).

This is only proposed – I cant munch the data. Does anyone wanna volunteer to do the code, or tell me how to do this. It does not look like I can create a Strava Club that reflects only trainer miles?

The award for so completely missing the point of Freezing Saddles will be something worthy of the achievement: