2017 Coffeecatting "Challenge"

Yes, “Coffeecatting.” Like an alleycat, but with coffee. Why? Eh, could be that I don’t want to swaggerjack Daily Rando anymore. Could be that coffeeshops are often urban, alleycats are urban rides/challenges, it seems appropriate. Could be that everyone else is using the -neuring suffix, and I just have to be different.

Nah. I just like cats. Cats and bikes.

…Okay, I’m back. So many cat/dog/bike videos…

Anyhow, some of you may remember last year’s absurdity rules. Some of you even tried to follow them. Heck, I kinda sorta tried to follow them, and got coffee thrown at my head for my trouble. So this year, there are still rules. There’s still an absurdist checklist somewhere. There are still random points being awarded for things that I may or may not know about.

This year, though, I’m not even going to tell myself what the rules are. I mean, if you want suggestions, I’ve got tons of those. Ideas? Even more of ’em. Stupid quests? There may be a few—I mean, the DC coffee scene has to be kept in business now that I’m only bothering it sporadically.

So:
Ride bikes.
Drink coffee.
Get awesome.

The rest will take care of itself. Maybe. Hopefully.

Go forth and caffeinate!