Bike-shop ride?

Is there an organized ride that goes to all the bike shops in the region…from Bikenetic to Phoenix to Proteus, and beyond? I think this would be a fun ride, and it’d be useful to visit all of them.

I don’t think I’m alone in being a “regular” at one or two places and largely unfamiliar with the others. I’m thinking it would be great to know the bike-shop landscape for times when we might be away from our usual stomping grounds and needing access to a pump or a new tube or whatever else. I’m imagining more than a “drive by”… the ride would involve actual stops at each of the shops, so we could become familiar with their offerings. Maybe such a ride exists already?