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Montgomery Parks Warns of ‘Aggressive Owl’ Living Along Popular Trail in Bethesda

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October 15, 2015 at 5:29 pm #1039600

baiskeli
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“Whoooooo! Yeah, that’s right, I said “who.” You got a problem with that? Yo, I’ll say it again: WHOOOOOOOOO! Yeah, I thought so. Just move along on your little bike and ride home to your momma. I own this trail, punk. Who? Me, that’s who.”

-Aggressive Owl

October 15, 2015 at 5:56 pm #1039603

Terpfan
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The comments on that story are awesome. So is the one guy’s photo of the owl with his head lamp in it’s talons.

October 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm #1039607

mstone
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aw hell, now every time we talk about opening trails at night we’re going to have to hear how the owl menace of ’15 was exactly the kind of public safety issue that trail managers were considering when establishing hours of use.

October 16, 2015 at 3:43 pm #1039652

baiskeli
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@mstone 126257 wrote:

aw hell, now every time we talk about opening trails at night we’re going to have to hear how the owl menace of ’15 was exactly the kind of public safety issue that trail managers were considering when establishing hours of use.

The Owl Menace of ’15? That was terrible! Thousands of owls tearing out the eyes of little children on the trail! I durn near died from an owl attack! Only thing saved me was going over to France in the Army with the rest of Pershing’s boys in ’17 and whipping the Kaiser.

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