What is your bike’s name?

But if you have a fleet of bikes, they end up being “Baby Agile Warlock”, “Sir Agile Warlock” and “Captain Agile Warlock”. (PS where’s silver?)

@dasgeh 92562 wrote:

But if you have a fleet of bikes, they end up being “Baby Agile Warlock”, “Sir Agile Warlock” and “Captain Agile Warlock”. (PS where’s silver?)

Hadn’t thought of that shortcoming of this naming game any of the times I’ve seen it… obvious I only have one bike, I guess.

While I’m at it, cyclingfool, jr’s Strider is Commander Wicked Kitten-Wagon, and my wife’s bike is Colonel Whiz Kitten.

cinelli, lemond, felt, blue, scott and pinkie

Alfa (recently sold)
Bravo
Charlie
Delta

But I don’t really call them that; that’s just how they’re listed on Strava.

Since I’m lacking in imagination, I tried to explain to my granddaughter Becca that the two bikes were “Bubbe’s bike” (Bubbe=Yiddish for grandmother) and “Samma’s bike” (my wife thinks she’s too young to be a grandma, but her name is Sam, so the compromise was that she’s Samma). But Becca, having spent the day enjoying being pulled around in my trailer, announced firmly that mine was “Becca’s bike.” As my son so tactfully explained, when you ride around in a horse-drawn carriage, no one assumes that the carriage belongs to the horse.

Under the preferred naming convention, they’re all Doctor Screeching Ninja, but I prefer to call them:

• The Embarassment of Riches — the commuter
• The LeMond — the all ’rounder
• Biek — the stationary bike

Babatwoey, son of Bababooey
Dinglefatty Schmidt
Future Space Sex Machine
Farrrrrgo (known aliases: Cargo Fargo, Argo Bargo Embargo Fargo)