Stache’s

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November 11, 2013 at 3:26 pm #914484

Dickie
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Hey Folks, since it’s Movember we decided to decrease the price of our bicycle mustaches. So, if your gov’t job won’t let you grow out your beard, or your hair will just not cooperate, well how ’bout some bike hair instead? Save 25% on the Handlebar Mustache through November by going to our site and using the code: MOVEMBER2013.
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November 11, 2013 at 3:47 pm #985651

ShawnoftheDread
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Are those your legs in that pic, Dickie? ‘Cause Hello.

November 11, 2013 at 3:48 pm #985653

ShawnoftheDread
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Is there also a discount on superfluous apostrophes?

November 11, 2013 at 5:48 pm #985664

ronwalf
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@ShawnoftheDread 68874 wrote:

Is there also a discount on superfluous apostrophes?

They aren’t apostrophes. They’re tiny, tiny bikes (with mustaches).

November 11, 2013 at 5:51 pm #985665

jabberwocky
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So, now your bike can look like a douchey hipster too? :confused: I guess it was only a matter of time.

November 11, 2013 at 5:56 pm #985667

Dickie
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@ShawnoftheDread 68874 wrote:

Is there also a discount on superfluous apostrophes?

And to think I actually gave one to you as a gift…. the stache, not the apostrophe!

November 11, 2013 at 5:58 pm #985668

ShawnoftheDread
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@jabberwocky 68886 wrote:

So, now your bike can look like a douchey hipster too? :confused: I guess it was only a matter of time.

I, my mustache, my bike, and my bike’s mustache are all glowering in your direction.

November 11, 2013 at 6:01 pm #985669

dcv
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November 11, 2013 at 6:17 pm #985671

ShawnoftheDread
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@Dickie 68888 wrote:

And to think I actually gave one to you as a gift…. the stache, not the apostrophe!

A good proofreader shows no mercy.

November 11, 2013 at 6:24 pm #985672

ronwalf
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Sorry, Dickie. I find that mustache a bit taft. I’ll wait for head tube hair that grants my bike a bit more gravitas.

November 11, 2013 at 7:12 pm #985677

ShawnoftheDread
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@dcv 68890 wrote:

The sincerest form of flattery, and all that.

November 11, 2013 at 11:10 pm #985688

Vicegrip
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@ShawnoftheDread 68872 wrote:

Are those your legs in that pic, Dickie? ‘Cause Hello.

If that is the case we need to call him “Leggy” instead.

November 11, 2013 at 11:36 pm #985690

Dirt
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My bikes have been mustache-free for way too long. I ordered two. Thank you, sir. If Shawn gives you too much grief about the apostrophe use, let me know. I’ll have my friends in the grammatically-incorrect underworld rough him up a bit.

Hugs and kisses,

Dirt.

November 12, 2013 at 1:27 am #985695

OneEighth
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@Dickie 68871 wrote:

Strangest kilt I ever saw…

November 12, 2013 at 3:03 am #985701

vvill
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My own action shot.

(I drink PBR.)

December 16, 2013 at 1:34 pm #988660

Dirt
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The pink ‘stache on Battleship Stupid (aka The Ho Ho-Ho) got a lot of attention on the shopping ride yesterday.
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