Great find! I especially love the phrase “…badass Mad Max nuclear winter post-apocalyptic cold weather bike punk…” Can we get a forum T-shirt with that?
I don’t agree with the studded tires point, but this line redeems it:
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I carry Action Wipes and extra pairs of underwear because f#ck butt sweat, y’all, and f#ck you if you trying to play like your butt don’t sweat like the dickens.