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  • #956931
    ShawnoftheDread
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    Smile is two syllables. Should be grin.

    #956937
    Tim Kelley
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    @ShawnoftheDread 37360 wrote:

    Smile is two syllables. Should be grin.

    No.

    http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/smile.html

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/smile

    Must be your southern drawl….

    #956940
    ShawnoftheDread
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    No, I simply listened to Zanna’s pronunciation: smy – ul. If I were southern I might pronounce it “smahl,” but I’m not.

    #956942
    Tim Kelley
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    @ShawnoftheDread 37369 wrote:

    No, I simply listened to Zanna’s pronunciation: smy – ul. If I were southern I might pronounce it “smahl,” but I’m not.

    So your issue is with the pronunciation, not the word.

    Moving right along…

    So, did you enjoy the video? Did it bring a grin to your face?

    #956945
    Certifried
    Participant

    I love how she says “the end” and smirks, like the dork on the other end of the camera doesn’t know how to turn it off. Zanna is awesome

    #956946
    pfunkallstar
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    TR Island Troll
    Winter skidding is your art
    Torn shorts make cold butt

    Blinding blinky light
    Sear my eye with your Red death
    “Passing on your left”

    Comely crossing guy
    Nasal googoo blows for you
    Let me cross I’m cold

    #956951
    ShawnoftheDread
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    @Tim Kelley 37371 wrote:

    So your issue is with the pronunciation, not the word.

    Moving right along…

    So, did you enjoy the video? Did it bring a grin to your face?

    But of course.

    #956952
    ShawnoftheDread
    Participant

    L Street Cycletrack
    Trash trucks, deliveries, peds.
    Must stifle my screams.

    #956957
    baiskeli
    Participant

    You almost hit me
    You stupid motherf***er.
    Put down the phone. Drive!

    #956959
    baiskeli
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    @Tim Kelley 37350 wrote:

    By Zanna Worzella

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uWR-Rno5HTA

    Great enunciation!

    #956975
    ShawnoftheDread
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    With apologies to Bing (not a haiku)…

    Silver bells. Silver bells.
    It’s ninja time in the city.
    Single ping. Please hear my ring!
    Or we may miss Christmas Day.

    #956977
    Vicegrip
    Participant

    Carbon ride black red
    Matching kit from feet to head.
    First hill, I am Fred.

    #956978
    Vicegrip
    Participant

    Race bike threshold spin.
    laden commuter, “On your left”!
    Another Pathlete win.

    #956979
    Vicegrip
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    Dark night blinkies bright.
    The trail glows in red and white.
    Stealthy ninjas give me fright!

    #956982
    dcv
    Participant

    I think I would appreciate these haikus more with videos

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