Your daily dose of WaPo cyclist hatred

Funny one of them mentions mandatory cyclist training. I agree…all drivers should get mandatory cyclist training. Make everyone (who is able) ride a bike for a week in order to keep their license and see how quickly attitudes change. Also, what the commenter can’t seem to realize is that probably 99% of cyclists already have drivers licenses, so we’ve been trained, thank you very much.

Not totally related, but in my perfect world:

-drivers’ ed would be extremely hard and expensive (lower incomes would be accommodated accordingly)
-drivers’ ed would include bike and motorcycle training, and only use manual transmissions
-automatic transmissions would be outlawed except for those with physical disabilities
-every car would come with a trip counter and you would be taxed based on the number of trips you take

@GuyContinental 37357 wrote:

Pete, I know that you are all fluffy bunnies but I don’t think I would do well with getting yelled at for stopping at a red. I’d have to have a “discussion” with the yeller, for sure.

Oh yeah. I talked it out with them. I was actually pretty respectful too…. though I did laugh at them openly.

@Dirt 37373 wrote:

Oh yeah. I talked it out with them. I was actually pretty respectful too…. though I did laugh at them openly.

I’m curious to know, what was their reason for yelling at you? Did you stick your arm out to try and prevent them from getting past you? Side note, I’ve been tempted to do this with shoalers, but as long as it stays in my mind it’s okay (right?).

@pfunkallstar 37376 wrote:

I tried having a dialogue with a BikeShare commando this morning but cut it short when he said “it’s my life, I’m going to do what I want.” Classy.

Hmmm…a conversation about what? Running reds?

@bobco85 37380 wrote:

I’m curious to know, what was their reason for yelling at you? Did you stick your arm out to try and prevent them from getting past you? Side note, I’ve been tempted to do this with shoalers, but as long as it stays in my mind it’s okay (right?).

The first was in Falls Church… Dude yelled “WTF???” at me for stopping as he sped out into traffic where an SUV had to slam on the brakes to avoid him.

Second was in Rosslyn. Dude had to slow way down because he couldn’t just blow by me stopped because there were pedestrians around. He called me “Ranger Rick” without the “Ranger” part and I think there might have been another consonant stuck in at the front. it might have been the letter “P”. Truly well thought out discourse. I met each of them a few minutes later and asked if they wanted to repeat what they’d said. I hadn’t heard them correctly. They didn’t. I was a good bicycle advocate after that and rode behind them for a while talking about bicycle safety. The first guy tried to drop me, but couldn’t. I was with him for almost 10 minutes talking about bicycle safety. I ran out of intelligent things to say about 3 minutes into the one-sided conversation, so I kind of wandered off into horrible tales of people who broke the traffic laws and got squished. The second guy turned off pretty quickly after I started lecturing.

@pfunkallstar 37376 wrote:

I tried having a dialogue with a BikeShare commando this morning but cut it short when he said “it’s my life, I’m going to do what I want.” Classy.

Just reply with, “Well, I at least hope you’re an organ donor.”

@mstone 37422 wrote:

The weird thing is, not many motorists are killed when pedestrians walk into them, so I have a hard time understanding why they’re so upset. It’s a false equivalence to say that one person’s desire to be on time after leaving late is just as valid as another person’s desire not to be killed by the first person.

And yes, I chose the “entitled” language very deliberately.

I like the entitled language you chose. Your point about the outcomes (killing VS being late) is very valid, but people are not thinking about outcomes when they behave this way. They’re thinking about how important they are. Your choice of the word “entitled” is perfect. The mindset of the people breaking the law is virtually identical. The point I was trying to make is that we can complain about drivers, pedestrians and cyclists all we want, but ultimately we should be complaining about people.