Bike Jokes

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October 22, 2012 at 5:17 pm #953967

KelOnWheels
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A highway and a MUP are enjoying a drink at a bar.

In walks a piece of green pavement.

The highway whispers to the MUP, “Come on, let’s drink up and go before the trouble starts – he’s a bit of a cyclepath!”

October 22, 2012 at 5:27 pm #953969

ShawnoftheDread
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You owe us each a beer for these. That is all.

October 22, 2012 at 5:35 pm #953970

KelOnWheels
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Q. Do you know what the hardest part of learning to ride a bike is?

A. The pavement.

October 22, 2012 at 5:58 pm #953973

KelOnWheels
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“I’ve really had it with my dog,” said a guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.”

“Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”

“Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”

October 22, 2012 at 7:12 pm #953975

Riley Casey
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Budahh Bump :p

October 22, 2012 at 7:37 pm #953977

Certifried
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Here’s the rest of them, read them before she posts more so the blow is a bit softer

http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/tp/Ten-Best-Bike-Jokes.htm

October 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm #953979

dasgeh
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@Certifried 34136 wrote:

Here’s the rest of them, read them before she posts more so the blow is a bit softer

Total buzz kill, clown.

October 22, 2012 at 7:56 pm #953981

KelOnWheels
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@Certifried 34136 wrote:

Here’s the rest of them, read them before she posts more so the blow is a bit softer

http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/tp/Ten-Best-Bike-Jokes.htm

Oh come on, you think I have only one source for all this brilliance?

October 22, 2012 at 8:14 pm #953984

Riley Casey
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Will not open link, will not open link, will not …

@Certifried 34136 wrote:

Here’s the rest of them, read them before she posts more so the blow is a bit softer

http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/tp/Ten-Best-Bike-Jokes.htm

October 22, 2012 at 10:02 pm #953992

Certifried
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@KelOnWheels 34140 wrote:

Oh come on, you think I have only one source for all this brilliance?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=kelonwheels&word2=bike+jokes
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