What text would you put on a traffic calming sign?

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  • June 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm #910095
    Dirt
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    These were put out on West Street in Falls Church last night.

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    I’m curious what your suggestions would be for text that would calm drivers down.

    My current favorite is: “Don’t worry. If you kill a cyclist as a result of texting while driving, you’ll probably only get a $200 fine.” That should be very calming to the drivers in the DC Metropolitan area.

    Hugs and kisses,

    Pete

    PS: Sorry. Normally I’m much nicer than this. I’m just grumpy and this post is indicative of what is funny to me at the moment. I should probably put “funny” in quotes. Have a great day and enjoy the perfect weather!!!!

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  • June 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm #927514
    eminva
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    Hmmm. . . .

    “If you were on a bike, you would be home by now” — guess that would only aggravate them more, huh?

    Looking forward to the other suggestions.

    Liz

    June 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm #927519
    Greenbelt
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    I think this one is best:
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    June 30, 2011 at 1:58 pm #927521
    Dirt
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    I love that one. ONe of the best sign hacks EVAR!!!

    June 30, 2011 at 3:09 pm #927536
    consularrider
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    There was one of them on Lincoln as well, just west of the Arlington county line.

    July 1, 2011 at 7:09 pm #927576
    acc
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    Nude Beach Parking Next Left

    July 1, 2011 at 7:19 pm #927577
    StopMeansStop
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    Caution: texters ahead

    July 4, 2011 at 7:25 pm #927611
    KLizotte
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    Naked cyclists ahead

    July 5, 2011 at 5:37 am #927613
    PotomacCyclist
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    “Slow the —- down!”

    July 5, 2011 at 3:46 pm #927629
    baiskeli
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    @PotomacCyclist 5293 wrote:

    “Slow the —- down!”

    I’d take this a step further. I’d say “Slow the f***, down, motherf***ers!” with a photo of a scowling Samuel L. Jackson.

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    July 5, 2011 at 6:35 pm #927638
    acc
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    Yup. Exactly. Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

    ann

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